NEEJ

Think someone posted the picture on here the other day. Or I might've seen it on Facey B. Basically, you really don't wanna know. It involves Halloween and an old lady.

Wheyyyyy.

The one time Vurnon should take a touch and wait a bit and he hits it first time. Damn.

What's he deeing?

Kicking it out for cramp? Should be docked a week's wages.

As if Milner was ever going to score from a volley off that corner, man.

Everyone seems to be limping.

Cheik bends but he does not break.

Thought Tiote sat on Richard's head there.

He's English.

People are moving around him. Makes a difference. This is a point, like. Even so, he's still choosing the easy ball almost everytime now.

Has Tiote remembered what made him an effective footballer again? Seems like a different bloke.

Brilliant interception from MYM before.

He'll be dropped at the weekend. Well you can't expect the poor bloke to play two matches in the space of a week, can you?

Good football there.

Debuchy

Did Dummett just get clattered there after the cross?

I think he's a psychopath if I'm honest. White, check, middle class, check.

Really hope they do. Might lead to them laying into him properly as well.

Imagine if he owned another club in Europe. It would give them a perfect excuse for NUFC not to qualify.

Bendtner's hair.

What a dickhead, f***ing hell. That bit in bold is one of the most ludicrous things I've ever read. What a complete and utter moron.

I can't believe how little I care about this result. They've sucked almost all the passion out of me.