NEEJ

Pretty mental how long the East Stand has stood really.

He's getting attention because he's fucking mint. If he's fucking mint, we're fucking mint. If we're fucking mint he's going absolutely neewhere soon.

Page 1001? This place has gone to the dogs.

He's a proper shithouse. Love it.

How many games have they won in a row at home now?

The most pleasing bit about it is that he obviously really believes in Miggy, as he's constantly looking to put him in.

Willock should've buried that header as well. Anderson laid it on a plate for him.

Watching him celebrate, man.

Very odd end segment, that.

"Before the Fulham game, Matt was ill,” said United’s head coach. “We had a few illnesses going round the camp, different things. "He picked up quite a serious illness that kept him out for three or four days, and we felt his training had been light going into that game, so we went with Dan. And in the two games since, I think the results have spoken for themselves."

Very.

He was very ill according to Howe.

I'll be referring to him as fucking class from now on.

Pettiness we can all get behind.

Less than a goal a game conceded in the Premier League. What the fuck?

Superb Klopp trolling at the end here.

I mean, they quite clearly can be.

Hell hath no fury like midds scorned.

He didn't cup them to be fair, it was fingers in ears to shut out the noise from the weapons that were constantly on his back. Worked an absolute treat. For such a "technically limited" footballer he scored some technically impressive goals. He'd be a real asset in a Howe squad, I've no doubt.

Radgetastic.

Looks like it's the loaded with caffeine type, mind. I imagine it's that little kick he's after rather than it being his kid-like charm at play here.

The potential for 64 points from his first 38 games is absolutely mind-blowing.