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The way he was throwing his fists and gesticulating to the fourth official was ludicrous. He needs slapping down because he seems to be getting worse every season. He also looks like a right wrong'un with his pearly white trainers and cap on.

Is he actually sticking up for us here? I'm very confused.

Was almost an incredible team goal, that one.

Aye, there's no way I'm slating big Joe for that cross, like. We nearly scored and I was roaring him on. I've always hated the keeping the ball in the corner shite.

Did his second even go to VAR? My stream cut out.

Shite crack.

Klopp is a right fucking prick, like. Scruffy little cunt.

Played lad.

He's got this, man. He's earned the right to rotate and we should all be trusting enough to know that we'll still play the same way. It's already ingrained in the squad and will only get better from here on out. What a time to be alive (seriously).

They're either supremely confident he's going nowhere or they're setting themselves up for the mother of all falls.

Pope Trippier Lascelles (c) Burn Targett Fraser Longstaff Willock Joelinton Isak Almirón

If you're quick enough with Alexander it fits, like. Our support would have no bother accelerating those syllables.

Eezak good, Eezak good, Alexander Eezak good

Further proof that twitter is a cesspit.

Fucking geet up.

Just need the next three lines sorted now - Alexander Isak fits into the "oh-oh" chorus bit.

Sunny intervals and a gentle breeze?

Surely worth a gamble at £25m? You'd imagine we could make that back in a couple of years even if it doesn't quite work out for him here.

So, so glad it's no longer our fans he's winding up with nonsense like that.

Probably being processed in Bewwwwwwtle.

Had his own cereal as well, didn't he?

He seemed remarkably laid-back in his first interview, like. Almost robotic, not unlike Shearer was.

Just wait and see, man. It really feels like people are desperate to fear the worst, as if we're still under the oppression of Ashley and Bruce. We're a different animal now, I'm confident that regardless of who's out we'll put in a good account of ourselves. 5-0 Liverpool.