NEEJ

We're third and we have a £63m striker ready to gan radge before we've even dipped our toes in the transfer window. Happy new year!

Howay, man.

Really looking forward to this one. I can't remember the last time I've thought that before Arsenal away. The pressure's all on them and hopefully the memory of being beasted at SJP still haunts them. They're due a slip-up, let's make it Tuesday night, eh?

Did you try the Back Page?

It's absolutely WILD.

Epic that, like!

I know who I'd rather have, like.

What's even madder is to think about where we were and how we felt when Joao Pedro knocked that header in. If you'd said we'd finish the calendar year in second people would've thought you meant the Championship.

The turn and cross-field ball to Trippier for Miggy's goal was absolutely sensational.

I'm happy to admit I've never been more wrong. Doubted his signing but he's put in the best half a season I've seen from any of our keepers. He's an absolute monster and I wouldn't swap him for anyone. Long may it continue! Neek Powwwp!

Howay the lads!

Playing Solanke at the back is a bold move by O'Neil.

No way is he finished, like. It'll be interesting to see just how many games he's banned for, mind.

https://www.nufc.co.uk/news/latest-news/magpies-launch-new-in-stadium-commentary-service-for-visually-impaired-fans/

This is one of the reasons why I'll never understand how some people seem to be absolutely gagging to move elsewhere.

Just a hint of salt in the air.

Messi still just oozes quality, like. It really is awe-inspiring at times. Hopefully he shines again against the Netherlands.

Same. Had palpations afterwards.

Unless someone's going in over the ball with needless aggression he hates absolutely everything. Seems like he enjoys others suffering and nowt else.

I think any new stadium is likely to cost hundreds of billions.

Finally got round to watching this. Brilliant stuff.

5 subs to make and you've got Foden sat on the bench all game; it's negative as fuck and no one can dress it up any other way.

The difference between watching us and England has never been so obvious. Never thought I'd say this in my lifetime but it's chalk and cheese. I'm sick of Mason Mount, sick of Kane dropping deep, and sick of Southgate's football (I can be both appreciative and critical of his time in charge).

I mean, if you know you've got a highly infectious virus you probably shouldn't be cheek to cheek in a dressing room with your teammates, regardless of any rules or regs, like.

They did say he'd train on his own all week, so they maybe hadn't realised it was Covid until post-Southampton?