NEEJ

And mine!

There's a daft loophole about it not applying to freshly laid lawns, so they'll probably get around it somehow.

Him chasing, appointing, then delaying the sacking of Schteve basically sent us down. He failed disastrously in his remit.

Could genuinely watch him all day. They should do one of these after every match, he's absolutely outrageous. I don't think I've ever seen anyone so calm with the ball in their own box under pressure. Didn't he do an own-box dribble on his debut (or at least one of his first sub appearances)?

Bumper thread.

He's fucking aaful, man. A shitstain on the history of our club. A crab and nothing more.

Areet, Mr. Bailey.

We won't miss him all that much because we'll actually replace him.

That was probably the least frustrating ASM performance I can remember. At least without an assist or a goal.

How did he put that chance in the back of the net, man. Absolutely brilliant.

Any Premier League team that starts Jack Colback deserves to go down. Fuck them.

Way back when I went with my surname after getting Hamann and Ferguson on the back just before each of them left.

Everyone will be absolutely bang up for it tomorrow, I think it's probably one game where a showpiece display isn't really required. Can't wait to be back in there.

Feels good, man.

Fucking hell, Ian.

I can only assume he's referring to our relative lack of capable youngsters who don't need to be registered.

There was/is a borehole at the training ground, like.

Just one Cornet loan, Shirley?

Toon No9.

Great player, but he's a proper little weasel. I'd much rather we went for a relative unknown of similar standing. Petty as fuck, I know. I'd of course be over the moon if we got him, because he'd improve us massively going forward.

Reckon Wor Flags could feature him in the Forest display?

That's a shame, been a real servant over the years.

Stop being mean to Steve! He's a lovely lad from Wallsend, man!