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When we were first linked to him I convinced myself he was Henry reborn from my Dennis Wise scouting session. I'm all in.

Fucking geet up. How on earth are you expected to focus on work today, man?

The balls on him to do that, though.

He looks nails from the highlights I've watched, like. A proper tough little bastard with a low centre of gravity. Let them try.

Incredible stuff.

Can't say I've ever really noticed him whenever I've watched Brighton. Though that's probably something to do with the fact that I never watch Brighton. It sounds like a very sensible signing, for a very reasonable fee. Him being a local lad adds a nice edge to the story. Here's hoping he does well for us. You don't have to be a world-beater, just being a consistently competent centre half will do for me, bonny lad.

What if he's not the marquee signing?

150 replies to this thread in just over an hour since I was last in here. Fuck me, we're alive again.

Are L'Équipe legit these days? Can I run a transfer bath? I'm trying to save all the water I can.

Incredible. So many questions. I wonder if they knew that a) they'd have to dance to a Newcastle United themed chant, and b) that they'd be filmed doing it.

This fucking window, man.

Does he start for Brazil?

He was on my train from town through Durham the other day. Regarding Bruno:

Looks like an absolute baller. It's still wild that these are the players we're now being linked with.

I've watched it about 20 times and still can't decide either way.

I listened to the second half while watching a bit of local non league and he had me giggling away at times. He seems to be constantly annoyed by absolutely everything.

He's off to Gillingham apparently. Big gig for him really.

He's given it all up for the tuna.

It definitely wasn't a sitter either. Ball was behind him and the keeper made a great save.

Over the moon for him. Hopefully we get the players we need in the next week and a half. If we follow this up with a win against Everton that would be absolutely epic.

"Ashley doesn't care, man! He's got the thickest skin gannin!"

These days, if you say Trippier has been shit, you get thrown in jail.

Why has he chosen those colours? Davey Edgar will be absolutely gutted.

Get to fuck.