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@jotenko? He's a Sporting fan isn't he?

Favours the left centre half spot doesn't he? Either way, the language of violence is understood the world over.

Not to be that person, but does he even speak the Queen's?

Heron's what now?

He did hang onto the ball for about 12 seconds not long before this mind. Was ridiculous.

He should've been first to the ball, rather than flattening the Watford man. I'm fucking sick to death of watching him so he doesn't get a free pass, ever.

It just feels horrendously knee-jerk. Sacked by Everton then immediately all like "Alfred, prepare the batmobile. The Toons need me and they need me now!" He probably needs a bit of time away from the game for the good of his health more than anything. It can't have been a fun couple of years for him.

For me it would go completely against what Rafa is about. He's spoken about how much he loves the day to day on the training pitch. I can't see him being remotely interested in a role upstairs. Aside from the lack of training ground interaction, he'd have to secure players to fit someone else's style and he's simply not that type of person. It's his way or nothing. It'd be a terrible move in my opinion.

He's said it plenty of times already to be fair.

I think it's pie in the sky stuff to think any manager would've come in, stripped him of the captaincy, and dropped him straight off the bat. That said, it's painfully obvious he's not the player/influence he once was and worse, he's now a liability. Howe/whoever is identifying transfer targets obviously realises we need multiple centre halves to improve, so his days are (hopefully) numbered. If Howe persists with him once we have these promised centre halves in/Fernández is back then we're fucked (more so than we already are).

He was mostly horrendous in the first half, like. Seemed like he only beat his man once just before half time. He's been incredibly frustrating to watch of late. That goal though, wew.

I can't remember feeling that deflated after conceding a goal for years. I guess it's a good thing as it means I'm all the way back in, but fucking hell, it ruins your weekend.

It's so frustrating to watch. We should've been absolutely caning them into the box at every opportunity.

Absolutely bobbins.

Slightly regretting getting a shed load of food so close to kickoff. High risk of it coming back up.

Winds me up way more than it should, this shite.

Fuuuuucking hell.

Ta. It wasn't showing for me earlier.

Tldr/Is it available to watch anywhere?

Definitely already in his camera roll.

I saw the name Haidara mentioned earlier and assumed it was just people taking the piss about Haïdara.

He's the daft lad that tried to get the Palace bloke, HTLCO, in serious bother on Twitter for absolutely nowt.

No 8am announcement? I demand Staveley's resignation!