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I'm surprised at how poorly he's done to be honest, I would have thought he'd have been better than Pardew at least. He only got sacked from a club one league below us before joining rather than 2 The difference is Pardew didn't inherit his squad from Pardew.

Just speak to the cunt on the phone ffs reverse the charges if that is the issue. We should get Carver to phone him with the news.

Next year on Netflix - Making A Nonce.

How did this actually come out in the first place? Did she report him? I've just been reading back the last few pages. I like how even in a thread about a disgusting nonce people have taken the time to call Stifler weird.

1,2 I'm so glad the lass isn't in any of these pictures.

She couldn't say no...because of the implications.

I answered No to "I agree to take part in this study", but it's still asking me questions. Can I sue?

I'm torn here. On one hand, I'm bored of football, never watch it, and think it could be shaken up a bit. On the other hand, taking Mike's side on this makes me feel physically sick. It's a tough one.

It's not like Colback running down his contract so he could head straight to his team's rivals. We didn't give him a new contract and he'll probably not even get a game for them, so what has loyalty got to do with it? He's come to the end of his career and wants to get into coaching. He's been offered a chance to do that in the region he's lived all his life. Can't begrudge him that, it's not like we've offered him the chance to do it here and he's turned it down.

Pardew wouldn't have been 2-0 up at half time.

Well he effectively has to quit. The board would have to sack him and he's on the board. So the only way he can be sacked is essentially if he quits. I'm pretty sure it won't work like that.

Apparently Marton Fulop has died. Was only 32.

Why has he dotted the i with a sperm?

9-1 marra

We'd probably have lost to Charlton Athletic too.

4,5,3,2,1

He'd get absolutely slaughtered off the fans at Liverpool, even more than he did here.

Sunderland v West Ham Lawro's prediction: 2-0

I drunkenly agreed to go to this, first match in years.

He'd probably get into our team right now.

...why?

If you're going to be like that, there's an England thread too.

They're annoyed that the Mirror reported they were bottom, but didn't mention that we are on the same points as them. What has that got to do with them signing Borini?

Ian Wright looks like he's gone to a Chris Eubank themed fancy dress party.

Won't be guaranteed a start at Bournemouth, he's not going to be ahead of Gradel or Ritchie.