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lee_ryder: #nufc have aborted Ba and Cisse bid to bring them back for #brfc

I had no idea Curtis Davies cost him so much!

I'd like to see Senegal win the ACN now. Means they'll miss a couple of extra games, but could you imagine the confidence they'd have after winning a major tournament?

It's every two years is it not? Changing to odd number years from next year.

Don't know who he is, but he's not Perch so I'm happy.

Who was the last player we spent this sort of money on? Colo?

First one I went to was down, not sure if it was overloaded or just broken. Second one, the consensus seems to be that we've got a good deal and they're sad to see him go.

Simpson's ringing Best now to show him.

I like how it says to subscribe for Perch, Gillespie and Boumsong tutorials.

How to look like Drake ?! A Make-up Transformation Someone's edited the original.

Asked my mate from Manchester if he was any good: "amazing. But wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. In trouble with the police a lot and a really bad attitude"

75 before bonus points. If I hadn't slept in I would have made Assou-Ekotto captain though, which would have taken me over 100.

What's going to happen when he gets the England job? Is he going to start talking about uncapped foreign players to try and get them to declare for England?

O'Neill wins manager of the month for December.

Premier League player of the month for December.

If only it was his birthday and we were playing Man Utd every week.

lee_ryder: Reliably told Benjamin Corgent story is untrue #nufc

Bendtner arrested again.

West Ham getting relegated was the best thing to happen to us last season.

Can't believe that's official, looks like a dodgy photoshop.

Someone needs to show Suarez and Dalglish the South Park episode "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson". What they're doing is basically the plot of that episode.

LiterallyJamie: LFC team news; Several players out for the reds - Leiva (knee), Gerrard (ankle), Suarez (racist).

This isn't the Boro thread.

Good start this week. Zero points so far.

There's absolutely no way Steven Taylor has more ability than Ben Arfa.