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Holy fuck, this is incredible. Erotic Liverpool FC fanfiction. They're all vampires too.

http://stevieandxabi.livejournal.com/ Oh my god.

Hazard out for Kagawa for me. Will swap back in a week.

85 points this week, as well as last week. Playing the early wildcard looks to be paying off.

Already used my wildcard. I had 3 Chelsea and 3 Reading players, and got a lot of points because of it this week, but it was always my intention to use it early to get rid of them, and pick up players who looked impressive early on. Hazard, Jaaskelainen and Cisse are the only players I've actually kept from week 1.

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5844/screenshot20120818at110.png Will probably swap Evra and Allen around.

Suarez and Bellamy are both at the Olympics, does that make Borini the only striker? Rodgers must really want shot of Carroll.

It's not even over, I saw a new N'Zogbia thread last week!

Milan is the English name for the city of Milano. AC Milan was founded by Brits, and so its name uses the English word. In Italy, if you talk about Milan, it's obvious who you refer to because of the foreign spelling.

It just seemed like practically everyone was either from Newcastle or staying in Newcastle. Getting back was a nightmare. As was trying to find somewhere to buy food that wasn't cheesy chips.

What the fuck is the point in having big bands play Sunderland? I reckon only about 10% of the people at Springsteen were Mackems. The rest of us had to queue for over an hour to catch a metro back to civilisation.

Didn't have Whoopi Goldberg down as a football fan.

I work with a mackem. Guess his name...

Wow, didn't realise we beat every single team except Spurs, Arsenal and City.

That's the difference. If the roles were reversed and some charvs were making anti-Sunderland banners and taking them to the SoL in the middle of the night, they'd all be raging, not dying of laughter like we are.

I don't think I've ever laughed so much at anything in my life as I have reading this thread today. Amazing.

I think it's Buffon Ivanovic Vidic Kompany Evra Fabregas Gerrard Scholes Ronaldo Drogba Rooney

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=12383950&postcount=40 Own up, who is this? Mag in the surf!

Are they still ignoring us because our run has to come to an end eventually?

cwarr07: Seems #nufc have agreed a new contract with Colo & Demba Ba. Fantastic news on the eve of the game

A couple of friends from down south were visiting Newcastle for the first time last weekend. We also found ourselves in Sunderland for an evening. They said Newcastle was one of the best cities they'd ever been to, while Sunderland was genuinely the worst place they'd ever been in their lives. Half the city centre seemed to be boarded up!

So they're giving our owner their hard earned dole money so they can wave plastic bags at us? Brilliant.

We didn't have the players for it. It was never going to work with Shola leading it.

Can Cardiff qualify for European football through the English league system?

Oh FFS. I'd be fine with us not getting anyone else in, but not while Sunderland are busy setting the transfer window alight.