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Our best option has to be from abroad. The realistic options from home mentioned so far aren't very inspiring, there must be plenty of managers in foreign leagues who could do a better job. What does a manager in France get paid anyway? I think the increased wages and the chance to manage in the Prem would be enough to convince almost any manager from the French league, for example.

Gerry Francis's hair through the years.

Fuck off. Sack him now, don't even wait for the match to end.

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Strange that they haven't already, considering results. All I can think is that it's the eight year deal keeping them quiet.

The worry I have is the longer he stays, the more disillusioned our best players will get, and start to look for ways out. Despite our position, Cabaye, Ben Arfa and Colo (to name a few) are top class players, and we need a top class manager to get the best out of them and keep hold of them. Alan Pardew is to management what Mike Williamson is to defending.

It looks ok if you just select teams in the relegation zone.

I was about to mention how that made it obvious that defence is our problem, and we've only failed to score in 2 of our last 12 in the league. Then I remembered our top scorer is gone.

Who's more incompetent? Pardew, or the fucks who decided he needed eight years? I'm still furious that we got rid of Hughton for this.

Sagna is first choice isn't he?

http://agencyd.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cisse.jpg My cat. http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/241/img0468dv.jpg Papiss Cissé.

So does this mean Simpson is never playing for us again?

I doubt he's even had talks with Chelsea, this is just his agents throwing out names to drum up interest.

I'm less than a mile from the Emirates, but can't watch it. So frustrating.

Just unfollowed Colin. Every transfer window, without fail, he lists some players we'll be signing, and I always get excited about it, despite me knowing that it's Colin and he's full of shit. He does have a parody account though!

Nigel Spink.

Alan Shitjew is still my favourite. Manages to poke fun at a perceived lack of quality and be anti-Semitic towards someone who is not of Jewish heritage all at the same time. Still love the classic "Gaycastle".

Would he even be a footballer if he was just normal sized?

And they've got him for another two seasons after this one!

I was wondering what had happened to Duncan Jenkins, he was the best thing on Twitter.

I love how in the match predictions thread, two of them have said O'Shea own gerl.

Can't believe Waddle still says "pelanty". It's not a hard word to say, everyone makes fun of it, you'd think he'd practice how to say it properly.

It's because he's English. If Tiote is worth £20m then Catts has to be worth about £60m, no-one can afford him.

Salary caps work in US sports because they are franchised and closed leagues - there is no promotion/relegation or competition with foreign teams to take into account.

Just read one where Xabi Alonso goes to a party hosted by Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres. Alonso doesn't like Torres because he's cheating on Ramos with Steven Gerrard (Alonso's ex boyfriend). This is the best thing on the internet.