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Lovenkrands starts.

Lee Ryder's saying there will still be the minute's applause, but the singer and stuff will happen at the Swansea match.

Tribute postponed, his widow wants to be there for it.

I hate how we're not massive underdogs for this one. No-one's predicting us to lose. Not even Lawro!

I can't believe the first manager you compared yourself to was Allardyce.

My mate sent an email to them applying for the job, citing all his experience in Football Manager. He actually got a reply!

I still can't believe it, I keep thinking it's not real then seeing this thread. As a Wales supporter, I'd seen a lot of him recently on tv. He'd turned the team around completely, and seemed really focused on the work he was doing. You could tell how passionate he was and how much he cared about the team and the lads. It's just so shocking.

Hijacking a poll about our rivals? Where have I seen that before?

Add West Ham, and in this league he has 16 goals in 24 games. Incredible.

Also, why "Arena"? It's not an arena, it doesn't have a roof. It's a stadium.

Are there any grounds that have been renamed like this in English football? All I can think of is the City of Manchester Stadium, but that was only a couple of years old.

Brilliant.

Look at him, man. How was he ever a professional footballer?

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1751/mecca.jpg Mag at Mecca. http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/9609/dumpsterdiver.jpg Mag in a dumpster. http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6825/confessiond.jpg Mag at confession.

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/1219/dugout.jpg Mag in the dugout.

Last ones for now: http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4935/crimescenem.jpg Mag at a crime scene. http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/488/worldofwarcraftw.jpg Mag on Warcraft.

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/5658/talibanm.jpg Mag in the Taliban.

http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8513/maginabrothel.jpg Mag in a brothel. http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1749/maginsurgery.jpg Mag in surgery.

Needs an improved deal every week!

Easily the best keeper in the league so far. Huge part of the reason we're as high as we are.

When he took over, my West Ham-supporting mate said they'd played the best football (from how it was to watch rather than how good they were) he'd seen in a long time under Pardew. Although I suppose he'd just been given Tevez there.

After letting Barton go for free because of how much trouble he was, it would be ridiculous to get Diouf in.

Just let him get on with it. It's obvious Ashley's not in this for the long term. He wants to sell, but is working on getting all the money he's loaned us back first. Once that's done, we'll be a much more attractive proposition to buyers with no debt. The sooner that we get there, the sooner we get Ashley out.

Thought this would be about Kadar. Would have expected him at least on the bench.

Fat Sam just needs to sign Andy Carroll. That'll get the best out of Nolan.