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I'm still hoping some guy called Dave offered him a job and he's just jumped to conclusions.

yup said he'd been offered the managers job was waiting for him when he got healthy again, a few weeks later Hughton got the job full time. Found it. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8185431.stm

"I'm in charge of finan...in charge of transfers". He doesn't even know what his job is!

He must give amazing handjobs.

Unless he's been playing Footballer Manager and won it twice there.

He was LMA Manager of the Year once, 19 years ago.

I'm holding out hope that he job he's been offered isn't the job he's telling everyone he's got. He makes stuff up all the time, hopefully this is just some minor honorary role that doesn't matter.

That's just an outright lie.

How about we do a whip round to pay for a hitman?

He got us relegated.

I would have said I hated Pardew a few hours ago, but I didn't know what hate was back then.

Boycoutt. It's the only thing that'll work, but it'll never happen.

Fuck this. I'm getting an Aberdeen season ticket.

You can still get 13/1 on us going down. Easy money.

Why? It makes absolutely no sense. Just baffling.

Are you the real David Icke? Sounds as mental as the stuff he comes out with.

Wales would be about the same as Ireland, although Bale being from there would be like Messi being from the Vatican.

Checked the rankings, it'll definitely be Ivory Coast. In the team that are top of the league, only three players have wikipedia pages.

Just looked up Nacional, the top Uruguayan club, and while they have a few players with a significant amount of caps, they're all 35+.

Can't imagine the Uruguayan league is any good considering the size of the country.

Is this your Twitter account, Mike?

I know in Spain the three longest serving are Mel (Betis), as well as two who are going - Mourinho and Pellegrini. Only 3 years.

Is that Tom Huddlestone between Perch and Cabaye?

I hope Hull stay up at their expense. That would be the icing on the cake.

Six goals from set pieces?