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We beat Man Utd without him, we can beat Bournemouth without him. It's a big blow but not the end of the world.

I'd rename it Stadium KK

Not sure Paul Ferris is famous enough for that tbh. Judging by the quality of 'celebrity' that goes on that programme, I think he probably is.

Our Captain ladies and gentlemen. Ultimate cunt.

As they showed often in the premier league, they have a habit of finding form and pulling unexpected wins right at the end of the season. It wouldn't be a surprise if they did it again.

I love seeing a rarely used emoji.

No way. Not possible.

They got relegated in the same season as winning the cup.

Is that a real quote ? It's absolutely fair. Anyone who sat down and thought Pardew was the number one choice deserves to be sacked. However, all 3 of them should have gone.

Happy Birthday Kev. Will always be my greatest hero

You may well be right but I think he gets lots of money by keeping us. Ultimately, he said he's selling. We know he's a liar therefore as far as I am concerned, he isn't. For now, I think after Sunday, we are in a good place to go and pick up another 3 points. Rafa has 2 weeks with them now and will have his plans ready. 0-2.

Hurray! Survival and Ashley is here forever Surely a new owner (and Rafa) is much more likely if we stay up? Personally, I don't think so. I'm of the opinion that Ashley doesn't want to sell at all because the more I think about it, I cannot think of a reason why he'd want to when it's so beneficial to him and SD. Also, forcing myself to think like this means I don't get my hopes up.

Fucking, hell. Imagine that

MOTD commentator said that Valencia was unlucky because of the bounce

Hurray! Survival and Ashley is here forever

I'd like to think that the atmosphere would have given them a boost as well. Sounded very good on MOTD

Watford followed up a much needed, morale boosting win against a top side with a loss, away to a team just around them in the league. If we can avoid replicating that, it will be huge for us.

Jose's eyes

Just seen Smalling's dive

I'd imagine he'd be highly critical of Shay Given's technique for heading a pumpkin.

WE LOVE YOU RAFA.

What the hell has gone on on here recently. So many WUM's craving attention.

Remember Mark Hughes' scissor kick playing for Wales in about 84? Filth. Oh fuck aye. What a goal that was. Agree with the context of Rivaldo's goal as well to be fair.

Trevor Sinclair's is my favourite of all time.