TaylorJ_01

?? Abeid is not on the bench Ah great stuff. I guess Anita isn't either? Therefore we are fucked?

Tiote and Colback are fucking stupid. Getting yellows and now just hiding. Absolutely grim. Get one off for Abeid and we might actually use the ball a bit better.

If we keep not tackling them they will probably score.

why is that a yellow for Wickham? Ref is absolutely fucking minging.

Save, Jack.

If that wasn't a foul it'd have been a second yellow for Colback for handball why do players do that?

Why was that goal of the season?

it's mad. So glad we let him go on holiday in pre-season.

This is all Elliott's fat fault.

weeeyyy

Hope he dies soon.

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"I was just absorbing what our fans were doing" I'd like him to absorb my fist into his face.

Shame. He was a nice lad at school so he doesn't deserve this. I like it when he runs loads.

Derek the fat hamstring guy just hatchets people in his van. Literally no-one has ever been healed by him.

This. Support was superb. Was so good in the lower tier in the corner. That's where we were, towards the back. Looked like there was a bit of bother between some lads and stewards second half? Probably some fans threatening to enjoy themselves after travelling from London. Maybe tried to eat some crisps from outside or were obscuring an advertisement of some sort.

:lol: oh my god

Only 37. Comes across as a real student of the game, very thorough and diligent. A far cry from the s*** looking after the squad here. Would love to see Pardew's training diary. He doesn't just play any way... he plays the howay.

mint this

I blame this all on Rob Elliot. If he hadn't have gotten injured kicking a fucking ball because he's too heavy we wouldn't have to put a young lad in goals. Fat fucking gimp.

Aye, but who is their third choice? Some inexperienced scrub with no track record in the big league, I bet.

Kane is sharp. Arguably more important.

ahaha, Wasilewski is daft slow he was getting outpaced by the ref last week

what just happened

dem calories. Fat gimp.