Pretty sure he gets a cut. He'll probably say something like "every player is for sale in the Premier League, everyone has a price" at some point with sad, regretful eyes while the veiny beast is bursting through his kegs.
Why are our players always bloody injured?
"derek I think I've injured my leg quite badly"
"here gan rub some of this magic pie on it"
"derek please I'm bleeding so much"
etc
It was so blatant that we were fucking it long at every opportunity in the first half, then he decides to not do that and gets plaudits. He's trying to look good through contrast, why is anyone doing that.
Look how much thought goes into random wikipedia pages man, it's a truly wonderful thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Jak_Alnwick_(2nd_nomination)
Given our defence is in tatters we should probably attack. The ol' "nick it" approach will probably not work. We still have Cabella, Perez et al available so should play to our strengths.