TaylorJ_01

I've been away. What's the crack? Did he come on for Nolan or Gutierrez against Blackpool?

He scores in basically every game so it's surprising you haven't heard of him.

Too late.

Taunting the opposition with the ball while they charge around hopelessly trying to get it? If anything it was a piece of commentary genius.

"What a fucking idiot, rather have Ben Arfa than Bent and Gyan.. The same Ben Arfa who has scored a total of 16 goals in 127 apperances in his professional club career..:lol:" not understanding the difference between a striker and midfielder =

cos it's pish

Can't believe Man United spent £20mil+ with absolutely zero improvement to their first team squad Including a £8mil player who can't even get in the reserves

But we have Carroll anyway.

Thank fuck this didn't happen (from last year) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/7851263.stm

Glad to hear it The whole Ranger saga may have been a joke in one sense, but he is actually a really good prospect.

Agreed. At the time, he was tbh. Aye, he was also 19.

"Alexander Hleb [barcelona - Birmingham] Loan" Just looks... wrong.

I fucking love Ranger, really rate him. He's a better shout than Ameobi for 2nd choice striker tbh.

I think you can sign unattached players throughout the year... not sure on that one though.

Get Phil 'goal machine' Airey on at some point! And where will Ranger be playing? Up front with Loven with Xisco on the wing or vice versa?

Has to be José #1

It's as if they've went "christ, £8mil for Jones, we can't have those bastards outspending us, who's that shite cunt from the world cup?"

They're gonna be class on FIFA like.

Gyan's not even that quick, he's just African.

Sunderland win the Summer '10 money spacking prize! He's not even worth half of that.

Keane going the other way. In a vauxhall astra.

He's neat and tidy, has a cracking delivery on him, and always looks to go forward. I like that. His problem is that he isn't strong enough, or fast enough. It's his delivery that puts him in the good player pile for me, but he needs to improve. I hope he does, because we'd have a very good player on our hands. He's an incredibly average player at the moment. He has some decent attributes but he really struggles to affect games at all.

He's not even got the right top on

Go home dad, you're drunk.