Espio

Spat my fucking drink at the bacon

Umm

Was fucking weird how he went down though, hope he's OK and it's not as bad as it looks

Saka's dad supports Newcastle

The only time it ever seems to sell out is when we're there

"They want a quick game? Let's fucking give it to them"

Terrible to watch innit

Watching this with spanish commentary is fun, no idea what they're saying but I definitely understood the 45 second shout of gooooooool

Mankwillo

I'm not quite up to date, but is there anything concrete about us being in for Chiesa?

Click the twitter link

"You said that you want to thank Newcastle United because they are giving you a huge opportunity for your career but would you say this is a huge opportunity for your career?"

**Downloads to Ableton** NPW

Really wish they'd get rid of that shite direct font like

Haaland will get it unfortunately

Central black stripe isn't even central

If I caught him with the wife, I'd make sure he had everything he needed.

"I've got a bad feeling about this one" - Too many

Fuck imagine at the start of this season if someone told us after 30 games we'd be sitting in 3rd, Leicester were in the relegation places, Chelsea were in the bottom half, Liverpool were 10 points behind a European spot and Arsenal were top. You'd think they'd been smoking some new strain of supercrack

I think it depends on the food and the activities really

Interested: Yes People: 2 Ticket: Yes Hotel: Yes - 1 Room, separate beds Weekend Food: Yes/No Weekend Activities: Yes/No Dates you cannot attend: Should be OK

Probably a Marrard.

"Everton are willing to accept a certain offer" Groundbreaking stuff

#mackematics

Of course the fat cunt wants to work for a celebrity chef