Fatwax

We’ve been taken over by an Arab billionaire you say...

That Barton game was so, so bad. Vintage Allardyce.

Fucking hell every stream is knackered! Can't get anything going

Banner is fucking incredible!

I fucking hate the way that in the Chronicle they always start at least one of their weird one sentence paragraphs with the word ‘indeed’. Every single time and it’s rarely needed. So many things to hate about their writing but shy in particular annoys me. Fucking indeed. Fuck off.

Was just about to refer to this. Fucking abortion of a post.

HAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE COVENTRY

He was winded. Took a hit when he punched the ball away.

I'm a teacher in a Nottinghamshire school and I'm currently at Parent's Evening. Looked up at my next appointment and James Perch sits himself down. Turns out I teach his daughter in Year 7

Can someone please photoshop a picture of the bellringer fan from Pompey floating over a crying Lee Cattermole with the quote 'You'll do for me bonnie lad' Thanks xxx

Doesn’t give them the right to throw their shit all over the floor though.

Man United 2 Southampton 1 Lukaku

Outrageous amount of stoppage time given. Great result!

I will pm you I'd love a heads up on this, Reddit has banned my regular route in

Are these the Chinese knock-off toy versions of our players that you buy down the market?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">TEAM NEWS:<br><br>Here’s how Newcastle United line up for tonight’s <a href=" clash against <a href=" <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NUFC?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NUFC</a> <a href="https://t.co/w1un4A9tX7">pic.twitter.com/w1un4A9tX7</a></p>— Newcastle United FC (NUFC[/member]) <a href=" 29, 2019</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

Aye I saw that. He did it in reply to Ayoze's celebration, whilst everyone else was laughing. Miserable humpty dumpty looking bastard.

..................on a shoestring budget Aye signed 3 players that cost over £20million and a near £100million net spend If Eddie Howe is on a shoestring budget what kind of budget is Rafa on.... http://i.imgur.com/5jAMpYFh.jpg

To be fair it was just the one person being called a nonce. Let’s not exaggerate.

Do us all a favour and fuck off will you? Sick of the same people waiting for the bad result to slag him off, all because he’s not like KK and doesn’t go all out attack and they can’t realise football has moved on since then. Why should we do that? We are entitled to our opinion. Fucking disgraceful lineup today. He’s part of the problem at times. Shit signings with the money he’s had. And what money is that, you paedo bastard? So I’m a paedo because I’m critical of Benitez ????? What a mong you are. No, you’re a paedo because you diddle kids.

Do us all a favour and fuck off will you? Sick of the same people waiting for the bad result to slag him off, all because he’s not like KK and doesn’t go all out attack and they can’t realise football has moved on since then. Why should we do that? We are entitled to our opinion. Fucking disgraceful lineup today. He’s part of the problem at times. Shit signings with the money he’s had. And what money is that, you paedo bastard?

Joe Kinnear is joint 12th

We’ll sell out our allocation because we have so many fucking idiots in the fan base. Michael Martin will be there jizzing over it.

I’m not holding my breath for retrospective action. Well it’s impossible, because he received a yellow anyway.