Mattoon

Bruce: Not enough clogers at the back, sells the ball players. Who needs to analyse players? Put your most expensive side on, shoe horn them into unfamiliar positions and hope they create some majik. Prevent injury by only training 1 or 2 days a week. 1 point in 3 games? Take a holiday, you deserve it! Recharge the batteries for more off the cuff excuses and blame game ideas. 5. Profit.

Can't see where the first win is coming from at the moment. Tactically inept, defensively fragile, slow and weak in attack and prone to physical and mental fatigue. We've not got a great squad but our first 11 is capable of so much more than its showing. There is a desperate need for a managerial change, sadly, for SD FC that's not coming any time soon. We stick with Bruce we get flushed this season.

Imagine how tired they'd be if they were to train more than once a week! Good job Brewcie is looking after them.

Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!!

Steve Bruce has no shame and I think if you read the room a little better you'd know none of us really care that much right now. If I were you I'd be ashamed that you'd not scored at least 3 by now against this shower

I'm gonna watch this one for the comedy value, let the dry humping begin!!

Got screwed by Spuds today too, I didn't even put that much faith in them, just had them in an accy BTTS, useless!

He'll buy one of those cross team scarves too to cherish the memory.

I'd like a cricket score today please followed by Bruce having a little waltz and smooch with Ole at the full time whistle in front of all the cameras. Then and maybe only then will the Donnay army turn.

"End of.."

Both sides of the argument can get tedious and annoying, best thing to do is take a step back and put your phone down if it's affecting you that much. The reason he gets more leniency is because he's usually the one being attacked for his opinion. You're all entitled to your awful opinions, leave him to his.

I think we should worry less about the possible Man U supporter reffing the game and worry more about the definite Man U supporter managing our team.

I've said it before, especially twitter, it is an echo chamber of horrific opinions and opinionated people. Take it with a pinch of salt and a thick skin, or better still, like you say, stay away from it!

He'll spend the next two weeks reassuring them how good they are and how lucky we are to play them, then camp out 18 yards from goal and hoof it to no one and let them have some shooting practice until they build enough confidence to look like prime Barca.

An absolute dry bumming and Bruce to refer to them as "Yannited" to add that little extra irk.

The one big thing he has going for him is he's not Bruce. If it's a binary choice I'd roll the dice.

Not my day today, had us for the score draw, Everton to win and Brentford

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Hahaha

Time for our post goal crumble

There it is

Even by our usual standards this is totally inept

ASM looking frustrated already

This is absolutely disgusting by us

We look like 10 man Arsenal vs Man City here