Mattoon

We just keep letting them stream forward at full pelt and as soon as we get it back because they've missed another shot we amble around, get pressed off the ball and hoof it forward ffs.

Hoooof!!

For me it was less of a point of cheering on Sunderland as opposed to jeering Palarse and more importantly Pardew. Sunderland are insignificant and they are only level on points having played two more games than us, if we can't turn that around then we deserve to go down, our fate is in our own hands and its not as if a draw has massively damaged our survival hopes regardless of if you want us to go down or not. I hate Sunderland and I hate Pardew so for me I didn't want any fucker to win yesterday, if they could both lose then that would have been an added bonus, as it stands a draw shows Pardew up further for what he is and vindicates our position on him when he left and we were attacked for it being called deluded. Pardew made me actively want us to lose, made me hate football, made me fall out of love with my club, Sunderland could never do that, more of a fact Pardew gave them power over us they never had before, having lived in our shadow for so many years we've become their whipping boys and he's made them more relevant to us. Ergo Pardew can go fuck himself and whatever spite I can bring to him I fucking well will, charlatan, fish lipped, egomaniac cunt. As for Sunderland, so long as we can get that monkey off our back and do them over at home then who fucking cares what they do against Palace?

Vindication, that is all

Don't do it to yourself man, you're only going to hurt yourself.

If this was currently a normal football club then yes. But it isn't and Pardew made a lot of us hate watching our own team and then have to put up with his lies. The crazy part is you not understanding that. It would make sense if we were safe or they where closer to the drop. You're missing the point, it's not about league position, points, relegation, survival, irrational hatred is just that, irrational. No league wins in 11 for Palarse and only a point for Sunderland is acceptable in this scenario, not for rational league reasons, for pure unadulterated hate for all involved in that game yesterday.

Mathematically yes, psychologically, hell no!

If we come out of the next 2 games pointless then it's fucked, we have an opportunity now to get a bit of daylight between ourselves and Norwich/Sunderland if he can't do that then there's no hope (I realise this has been established already #wait). Fans will start to turn en masse.

I think everyone was of the impression a draw was the best result, does neither of them any favours.

This is one of those win/win games at evens, good bit of cash to be had or a win to move us safe for now.

So the "top teams" are finding themselves not good enough to get into the Champions League proper so they take their ball to go play elsewhere? Fucking bullshit! Why shouldn't teams like Leicester get a shot at top European football for finishing in the top of the league? If they win it they don't get to be in a Champions League because they're not a brand name?

Parish is no Ashley though, how long will he put up with this tripe? I can see him gone in the summer once they're mathematically safe.

Tbf Ashley never said what kind of horse he would bolt to the cart. Oh it was a thoroughbred, but the stupid twats put the bolt through its skull, we're attached to a lifeless corpse.

12-0 win for 16th in the league

Even with a Sunderland win the ball is still firmly in our own court, 2 games in hand should be enough to bring it back and if we don't we only have ourselves to blame. Fuck Pards, I hope he gets demolished now.

That's us down to 19th already! Another few for Chelsea will do us, I can handle Sunderland drawing so long as we don't get smashed tomorrow.

I've just put all my Mr Tumble DVD's in the attic until he gets his CRB sorted!

I said it before and I'll repeat it here, a draw is the best all round, can't stand to see that fuck face get 3 points but don't want Sunderland or hippo heed to get them either 1 a piece doesn't help either of them get out a rut.

This is the vibe I get too, how can you be happy with a charlatan and a fraud blaming all and sundry while he takes your team on massive losing streaks? I'm not so sure Parish will hold onto him for too long

Brilliant

He'll not go until at least half way through the season, he'll either start badly and go on a run that takes them into the top half or he'll start the season flying and everything will be forgotten until he goes on another rancid run of "bad luck". The man is fucking Teflon.

It doesn't work that way though, they just spoil the game and play the percentages so that they can scrape enough points to survive each season. It's not what football should be about and it's offensive to the eyes but it's in some way effective when it keeps you on the gravy train. When football stops being about money and staying in the league and starts being about the actual football things may change, I.e. never.

It's been a nice 2 weeks without us lot killing my mood, not looking forward to the crash landing to normality again.

Now where have I heard that one before?? There's still a large amount of delirium on there, sticking up for good old pards. It's not a crisis, they're still midtable and only 90 minutes from Wembley! You're crazy if you think 1 point out of a possible 30 is a crisis.

Obviously. On account of the inability of both teams to lose in that situation a draw would be acceptable.