Mattoon

a bored, fed up, apathetic NO board turn to name puns on match day!

Hoofcastle United

They can't throw everyone out, scare tactics, wankers!!!

It will be once they score, we're on for a point ATM

Decent possession, no end product? Where have I seen that before?

I see Santon is a target for Chelsea (various sources)

Yeah, the Chelsea players probably

Excellent stuff.

This whole scenario is unbelievable, it just shows how out of touch Ashley really is. The Chron has been his little bitch for how long? His mouthpiece to the masses, his last line of defence and the one thing keeping some supporters onside. He's really shot himself in the foot with this one, it's snowballed and his latest charade involving NUST has just got more backs up. Really feels like the apathetic tide has turned. If there is a stand tomorrow it will just be the start, he'll react, because he's a petulant child and that will get more backs up. This won't end well, hopefully for him and not us.

And who might they be disguised as I think he likes to be called Brett or something

I say we ban Ashley and his cronies from this forum, that'll learn them!

If Kinnear got the job and had a fatal heart attack imagine the compo it would cost the club, plus giving a highly stressful job to an old git with a heart condition is going straight to hell kind of moral fodder. I don't think it'll ever happen. Worst case scenario sees him as interim for 1 or 2 matches. I just hope that this international break is as crazy as all the others but for better reasons this time!

2 humiliating losses at the hands of Chelski and Spuds and hopefully this clown will be running to Palace

Think they'll just go in dry, leave us sore and bleeding on the floor

Who the hell went for "win"? I'll have an ounce of what you're smoking please (so long as its not Pardews cock)

He'd have a group of players more matched to his ability, no discernible talent to confuse him, we all know he loves a star player. He'd do ok in the Chumpionship, may even get promoted. I say go for it Pards, as someone else said I'd definitely be up for a kickstarter campaign to pay for his compo and his one way train ticket darn sarf!

Fucking fatigued, after 2 months (12 games) and a decent amount of rotation. Fatigue!! Useless, excuse making shyster! We're completely fucked if we're tired now, we've got 6 months left yet and (unusually, as other teams have) a hectic Christmas period to play through. Our players are gonna need to retire after this season, they'll be wrecked. He must think we're a bunch or crayon eating, window licking, knuckle draggers if he thinks we're gonna swallow that.

As Wullie said, I reckon Ashley would be happy to get shot, and would surely give a considerable discount on the compensation CP would have to pay. Surely? please? someone? anyone? Bimpy? Wait, what ? I dunno. Things just feel right as rain when you're around mate. Love is in the air. <a href="http://reactiongifs.com/?p=7179"><img src="http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hands.gif"></a> If you play your cards right, he may just be themandownstairs. That's blown it then as I live in a bungalow You could be the new Josef Fritzl

Newcastle in wasting possession shocker. "Oh but we played better tonight" "hellooooo it's football" bollocks, we were shite! City didn't even turn up for 90 minutes, they were there for the taking, a lot worse teams than us could have beat that lot in normal time, we should have. We gave them the game, we haven't got a clue going forward and it's the same story every game, sick of this now. I expected us to lose and emphatically but we had a golden opportunity and wasted it. I'll drive him down to Palace myself, useless bastard.

Fucking slap headed bastard

We just got done right up the wrong un. Same old story, all huff and puff, nothing in the final third. If a game was played in midfield we'd be unstoppable.

I think Cisse put himself off by actually being on side there tbf

Can't believe I've had to revert to EE ESS PEY ENN FER CER!

Expecting that line up to be playing the most infuriating game of hot potato!