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Mattoon

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  1. This isn't true. Parker & Milner had the crowds on their back for a lack of ability, creative flair and they worked their socks off. Until Ashley came and made people believe we where total s*** and lucky to be in the division the SJP crowd was very rough. Players that tried hard and didn't hide but didn't have great ability on the ball often got some stick. Looking backing they would be better served doing a Jenas (hiding, not take responsibility) or a Dyer (feign injury). Actually, it's best to hide and somehow work hard ala Colback Both of those players were employed creatively when they were criticised. Parker was universally loved when he was more of a defensive midfielder in his first season, Milner was a right winger who only looked any good when he moved to Villa and was played in the middle. Aye but they where tryhard Englishmen with average ability and the crowd got on their backs. If you're an creative player who is not doing it. The crowd got on you. Didn't matter where you where from. Pedantic, I know, but there is a difference between where and were and it's driving me mad here.
  2. Front Page: Ashley is a blot on humanity, not indicative of British business and a blight to humankind bringing back slave labour. Back Page: NUFC would have been of the same fate as Leeds or even Portsmouth if it hadn't have been for the generosity of Mike Ashley who steadied a financially sinking ship.
  3. We've already got the 3 points we absolutely had to get out of the three matches up to Christmas so anything in this game is a bonus.
  4. I just saw this and the other guy that said if they lose to us he'd get the score tattooed on himself. Should be some amusing pics/vids on twitter tomorrow. Cocky little bin dipping shits!
  5. Liverpool were dogshit, if they had scored in that first half it would have been game over. Luckily they were turd and allowed us to grow in confidence. We always seem to be able to get ourselves "up" for games like these, I don't fancy us to continue this form but I think we'll give it a good shot against Tottenham, probably scrape a draw and them come short against Villa again. But GTFI, fuck you Liverpool :lol:
  6. http://uhs.ucfsd.org/images/bell.png + http://www.thomasthetankshop.com/ic2-260-Story%20Library%20Whiff.jpg
  7. Gerraway man. Eh? In what way would working for Mike Ashley suit David Moyes perfectly? He'd have to have completely lost his marbles to even consider it. To be fair, anyone would have to have lost their marbles to even consider it, so where do we go? Who do we hope for? Someone who has no marbles? I don't know, is this a trick question?
  8. So Steve, what happened with your players and Liverpool? BUMHOLE
  9. Mattoon

    Steve McClaren

    It's a bad state of affairs though when it's clear he can't lead the team and McClaren knows this, falls out with him over his lack of effort/leadership and yet he still wears the armband.
  10. Mattoon

    AshleyOut.com

    In case anyone hasn't read the latest piece:
  11. Tbf this is the kind of game our players seem to magically get themselves motivated for. Still fancy us to get a dicking, but a hard fought dicking though.
  12. Harsh, cunts are useful
  13. Tbf he looks genuinely embarrassed to be winning that if you hadn't noticed
  14. If the Telegraph piece is accurate then this is by far the worst decision they've ever made, the worst thing we could do is to do nothing at all! I can't say I'd be surprised but that would be premier league suicide.
  15. Mattoon

    Chancel Mbemba

    I like what you did there. Really wish I'd gone for "Drivel" now tbh, but I was in a hurry. Dillusion would have sufficed also.
  16. Mattoon

    Chancel Mbemba

    Tbf I think it's tough to judge him when all around him is burning ashes, he can't exactly marshal the back line and the centre-mid on his own. He has no protection in front of him and an ageing lump of horse shite next to him.
  17. Mattoon

    Chancel Mbemba

    I like what you did there.
  18. At least he'd be beautiful to watch rather than a balding ginger with a questionable accent.
  19. Mattoon

    Alan Shearer

    Rock bottom. I bet the could play better football than our lot.
  20. Mattoon

    Steve McClaren

    Jonas would be our best CM option by a mile right now. I'd have him back over these fucktards any day of the week. I'd happily never see Colback, Anita or Tiote in a Newcastle shirt again, throw Colo on that list as well. We need at least 6 first team players before we even think about the squad!
  21. Mattoon

    Steve McClaren

    I do think we have to apportion some of the blame to the players and the arse about recruitment policy. But there is an air of irony that a lot of the blame is going on the players rather than the manager when we were so up in arms on here about Pardew peddling the same excuses. I do think a better manager would get something out of these lot, but that would show ambition and is probably all we need to do to get out of this malaise. Ambition is a dirty word at St James' though. These players just need purpose, direction and belief. Even some of the shittest players in the league can look like world beaters with a little confidence and some of the best in the world can look like dogshit when moral is through the floor.
  22. Mattoon

    Steve McClaren

    We had a good week training, it was a good reaction, we're looking for a reaction at the weekend... that wasn't the reaction we were looking for, we'll be back in tomorrow for training and looking for a reaction. Is it a rare reaction or a really small reaction because this fucker can't seem to find shit.
  23. For fucks sake DO NOT lose to that smarmy faced cock womble. Purely unforgivable, not just because it's him but the unadulterated media love-in "be careful what you wish for" brigade will be out in full force.
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