Mattoon

That fat fuck couldn't find his cock with a pair of tweezers and a mirror strapped to his foot.

You couldn't make this shit up, farce, disgrace, etc...

They should call it Transfer Dread-line day, haw, haw..... I'll get my coat!

The January signings have had chance to bed and we've kept kebab, it's like we've got 6 new signings right there, don't be greedy!

Only an hour and a half of this farce before the yadda, yadda, over the line, yadda, yadda, can't compete with Southampton, yadda, yadda, kept our best players....

It's ok bud, you still have Mrs Bimp........ I seeee!

I don't blame him not would I blame any/all of our players for wanting out of this circus act, it's the manner in which he's gone about it. It must be frustrating and I'd want to stick it to the man as well in his predicament but he needs to understand its not the buffoons at the top he's hurting with his antics, they quite clearly don't give a shit, it's the supporters and his team mates.

It would be interesting to know from the incomings that have quite clearly not been spent, whether our "debt" to Ashley has diminished or if he's still holding the full amount over us. That would denote whether he was trousering it or not. To argue that he isn't trousering it because he injected his own cash into the club is a hollow defence if said loan isn't being reduced when clearly the money is there. Even if it is sat on the balance sheet and looking pretty, the interest from it will be nicely pouring in, but to where?

I can just see the Fat man and JFK sat in the office with Cigars and Whiskey playing go fish deciding on when they tell us that their (non) business is done for this window.

I love transfer numpty day!

Tend to agree with Owen, sorry was just a little sick in my mouth there, Pardew was harsh on HBA there, don't think he did much wrong today. Yeah he kept the ball too long sometimes but maybe, just maybe, that's more indicative of Pardews inability to allow players forward!

Didn't crouch just join Croyden United? Pretty sure he's unavailable now

I have no faith in us whatsoever and doubt we'll even get anything from this, ofc I'm hopeful to be disproven, just can't mustre the enthusiasm for it anymore. Guaranteed ill be hitting refresh every 10 seconds at work though!

Precisely, it's his tactical ineptitude that led us to have to rely on Shola making it "stick".

I'll take that

"We need more Ameobi's in this team..."

At last!

Getting schooled by a bunch of cockle pickers, says it all really! Not sure why I bother to watch this shit any more

Come on HBA paper over those cracks for us!

3 months in and he's figured out where he works, now he can get to trying to sign players

I think it's Gomis

Our boys are tired from watching the European games this week...

Agree. Definitely our worst trait right now, nothing else matters if we have no confidence, it doesn't matter who we field at the moment or where we put them they are devoid of any confidence to do anything with the ball.

So now the imagined success of Pardew as manager is something to use against him Can we take it any further, or is it time to draw a line under this tedious silliness ? In reference to my quote, in the unlikely event that happened, I am sure it would be despite, not because of Pardew. Hence the smugness would be unjustified. If however, we played some decent football (guffaw) and won it in merit Pardew would get the plaudits he deserved. However if you wish to take it out of context an attempt to belittle me then have fun with it. If it also helps you to stomach the fact that we have an outdated, out of his depth, inept manager by condemning me then by all means skew your argument to support your delusions.