KDT

Great ball from Henderson.

Scholes still on the witness protection program.

It's time.

It's also not actually a thing. He just bought some mayo concoction from a nasty Scottish wench who thought to name her shitty sandwich filler after somewhere sunny to try and get the miserable scottish c***s to cheer the f*** up. "Cabbage, Mayonnaise, Peach (11%), Pineapple, Apple, Mandarin, Single Cream, Concentrated Orange Juice" What is wrong with you people? You put that in a sandwich?

Not been the same since Wolfgang Wolf left.

sounds familiar.

He's got a pretty decent leap on him, I'm not sure you have to be 6ft 2 plus to be a centre half.

You can see how bad our system is by how many of our youth and reserve players have completely dropped out of league football after being released by us, the northern league seems to be the norm for most of them.

Costa? £20.00

Bucko for me like.

Mag kernt.

If only Carvajal and Modric were numbers 2 and 6.

I realise it's likely to make absolutely no difference in the end result but have Kompany etc played in any pre-season games?

Blazing Squad haha.

Should just stick it on the Berwick to Newcastle bus and get someone to pick it up from Haymarket, I imagine a bus timetable might be required also.

Retro innit.

Given that their transfer has arguably helped the club break their club record signing I doubt the fans will be arsed.

Jamaal looks lovely.

http://s17.postimg.org/bjcgdsh27/1385795536146.gif

He has only appeared at Barnsley & QOTS hasnt he? Doubt he will be in the squad for that Yeah and both of those were at the training ground I think.

I could be wrong but I just think Pardew would keep him away from public friendlies and use the behind closed doors ones to play him in. Pardew knows keeping Ben Arfa out of the first team is an unpopular decision and playing him in local friendlies will just get him more stick off the press and supporters.

Has it been confirmed that he's in the squad? I would have thought Pardew would try and keep him away from local public friendlies.

There was an ex Jamaican international on come dine with me last week who said he basically got a few games for them when he was playing in the conference by his uncle giving the manager a phonecall.

So if we do sign another forward he's got either 5, 12 or something in the Andreas Andersson range to take.