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Given Ed Sheeran is on the board and has a shirt number, the fact that lot are tone deaf isn't surprising.

We would have been, and indeed would be, absolutely fucked without him. Not least because he somehow manages to take on, handle, and respond to all of the pressure that's place on his shoulders. He's a fucking inspirational bloke as well as a great football manager. This season has been shite from the get-go - starting on a proper gut punch to morale as a result of that beardy cunt Mitchell, that lanky Bin Dipping cunt, and the cartel cuck media so desperate to leverage players away. That's not Eddie's fault, man. I genuinely believe we'll have a good summer and we'll have some positivity flowing about the place come August.

Bloody hard, that

It extends well beyond Ashley era imo. Can count on one hand the number of youngsters we've brought through over the years to play for us in the PL

When reviewing our shitty loan system, no words are needed.

Krafth is occasionally still on the pitch tbf

I hope we steer well clear of Trafford, like

Massive fucking own goal letting that cunt through the doors, like. It really is unfathomable that there's apparently enough support for him to win an election

He's a bloody good player, like. Moves the ball around so well. Utterly unsurprising in a team managed by a fucking neanderthal that he looks so ordinary

Yamal doesn't half have a massive ego for a kid, like. Invariably heading to be more like that twat Neymar than Messi

We've really got to shift Wissa like. Complete deadwood.

Rat cunt knows he's not an automatic starter given Ekitike's form and quality. Fucking LOL.

Looks ever more like a hobo with each passing year

What I want is a trigger happy fat cat capitalist cunt like Super Todd B at Cuntsea who never leaves me bored on transfer deadline day, pops in a different cuck manager every season when he inevitably can't get a tune out of the hoards of players I chuck at him, and slowly rips the soul out of my football club whilst wanking himself silly over PL All Star games. That's what I want.

As far as I can see, Villa gambled and failed

He's the heartbeat of our team. He goes, so does everything we've aspired to be on the pitch.

Coinciding with Howe effectively calling him out for being a fat lazy overpriced bald cunt

Looks it, like

That's better. His work. @Nucasol, don't try and...

Rubbish.

I hope they go for him. No experience of the league or a relegation battle. Perfect.

I really do hate him, me

If the likes of Spurs and Manure can bring in top players without CL football, I'm absolutely certain we can

Can't wait to get rid of him

Anyone even remotely suggesting that an option to replace Eddie with miserable, busted flush, cunt Mourinho can do one