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Dortmund are so good at setting up that conveyor belt of talent.

Defo a top contender for a ‘footballers you forgot existed’ thread. Add that Michael Johnson that used to play for City to that list too.

Coutinho. £120+ million player to a £12 million player in 4 years.

Insomnia

I'm surprised Mbappe seems to be staying at PSG. Would have thought now was the perfect time to move.

Can see these arseholes turning Wycombe over.

Simply not good enough for where we want to be.

Spot on

We learned nothing from this game that we didn't know before. Roll on summer.

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Fucking hate writing off an away game against this lot every fucking season.

How anyone can want City to win a single thing is beyond me.

Lascelles will be like Dummett. Another turd that won't flush.

4-0 City.

Is Schar still getting over an injury? Captain fantastic is on for a roasting here.

The blobfish is getting the boot at the end of this season, like.

Aye. Look like they're imploding here.

Leeds being absolutely steamrollered here.

No idea how folk can want Man fucking City to win a thing tbh.

Man, there are few things I'd like more than a Manure relegation fight next season.

Always had a soft spot for Rovers - over and above Bristol City. Hope they fucking smash it next year.

He’s such a fucking WUM, Edwards. Armstrong is a bench warmer for a lower mid-table team.

They’re constrained by planning restrictions to expand that stadium too iirc. What does Stamford Bridge hold now, 40k?

It's the only thing that seems to keep some of the ex-pro spunk Muppets 'in' the game these days - see Jenas, Micah fucking Richards, Redknapp, Danny Murphy and Agbonlahor. Know the right people to say nice things about, have a bit of 'bants' with another 'tv fav' pundit and your job is safe. Savage and Sutton a case in point. Neither have anything to offer in the world of professional sport punditry in 2022.