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Murphy has shown capable of contributing to the cause. Krapth, Gayle and Ritchie have been stinking up the place

In the context of the last 14 years - 9 In the context of doing enough to give ourselves the best chance of staying up - 6

Gayle is finished, like Not that he ever excelled as a top level striker mind

Norwich are not shit though, tbf. They're clearly capable of kicking up points

So Howe is sidelining this guy over some of the other utter shit we've got stinking up the squad?

Would love it if that happened just to fuck them over

Get on the blower to Origi's agent

Where are West Ham in all this?

Very disappointed if we don't get a striker in. Suppose that means EH has decided Gayle is adequate back up.

Ah, bollocks. Disappointed. Wood isn't the fire power we need.

It says a lot that the only club 'in' for Alli is a rotting basket-case shithouse of a club who are also about to sign another player who plays in exactly the same position

Pleased with business so far, but we're desperate for options up front. I can't see anything else but a hard struggle ahead with the current options.

Cant believe he cost them £73 million. What a waste of dough.

Has to be given they missed out on Van de Shit his Pants surely

I wonder where Ali will end up?

I fear it'll Burn at LB with Captain Calamity still at CB. In any scenario where that clown is still guarantees a starting place, I'm uncertain.

Bring him herrrm

Other clubs around us are picking up problems/have bigger troubles, but I think we've made the most ardent strides in the past month to address ours. New signings will give us momentum, no doubt, but I'd like to have complete confidence in the errors/main perpetrators of dropping a bollock being eradicated from the side before having any optimism that we'll be ok. I'd say there's every possibly that it'll open up and we'll see one or two other teams in the mix in the next few weeks.

Would have preferred Bakker over Targett

It's all gone quiet on the Ramsey front. I wonder where he'll end up? He might well have to go to Burnley if he wants regular playing time...

As long as we see the back of Clark, Ritchie, Lascelles and Emil fucking Krapth, I'll be happy.

Yet another good signing. Surely this means Ritchie has got to go?

I've not wanted to get a result against a team as much as the Everton game for years. Wiping that smug cunt Lampard's face in a juicy relegation fight would be delicious

Genuinely think we're 2 signings away from guaranteed safety. A forward and a CB or DM.

I would be very surprised if he went to West Ham, mind (Nunez, that is)