toon25

He's been nothing short of brilliant recently. Stepped up exactly when we needed him to

Give over man

If Johnson and Kulusevski can be kept quiet, we'll looking good

A Schar away from our best 11 that

Conte has a proper hard on for bang average English players.

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Where's the Ipswich magic money tree then?

Man

This fucking idiot, man...

Nee way Malen is only 25

So is the long and short of it that we can't buy?

Said it before and I'll say it again. Fuck Chelsea.

Played only a handful of games for them 7 or 8 I think

Bald old git

Is that his tooth out there?

Far too many draws there

Meanwhile forked out 65-odd million for that twat Cucurella

He looks immobile to me. I don't know if it's because he's carrying an injury, but he looks like he runs through treacle

POTY. Amen to that. Utterly pathetic to be saying shit like that.

Liam Delap will go for a lot of money in the summer

Why the hell are we doing this, man

Kenny man, have a kit kat.

Lisbon derby later too

That was as inept and gutless a performance as you'll see from West Ham there.