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I have shares in Tesco, as an employee I just got given them. And I go there to do my shopping. But far more than 52,000 people shop at Tesco, so I'd have to mean that millions of people stop shopping at Tesco for them to fold. Tesco and NUFC aren't really on comparable levels. Wouldn't say I own Tesco though. I get what you mean though.

there isn't anyone of premier league standard worth signing. This isn't Football Manager where you can pick up Stefan Klos, Luigi Di Bagio, Mark Iluniano, Ray Parlour and Michael Bridges, throw them in a Yeovil team and win promotion. Forget it.

I reckon someone could photoshop Oliver into this pic, with his matching grey hair http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/mattcobb/bttf.jpg I would, but I'm too busy pulling my hair out in agony that the fucking Moonpig advert has just come on in the last 2 ad breaks.

hasn't Given organised one of these the past few years?

some absolutely shite penalties like.

Yayyyy, I was hoping to see penalties tonight, just for a bit of suspense and all that.

how much I'd give to sack Keegan, knowing we were going to replace him with "the next Arsene Wenger". I'm so fucking jealous right now!

Depends. Ferguson's won more, but has been around longer, although he's managed to keep finding replacements for those who have moved on over the years (something managers of NUFC have never done). But Wenger for me. The style of football he gets his team playing shits on that of Ferguson's.

The commentators said that Ancelotti's job is on the line now, following that. They're 5th in Serie A and 18 points off the top.

I like seeing upset/pissed off Italians. 2-0

finish that, by Fabregas!

Oh, and Everton away in 2005. The coach driver told me I couldn't take my Burger King/KFC whatever I had onto the bus because it was a fire and safety hazard. Explain that one.

I also had to endure the hour and a half stop outside a polis station in Birmingham (Feb 2006) after some drunken, trampy little charver had got himself nicked before kick-off. Was fucking fuming though, desperately wanted to get back to Chester-le-Street 'cos Jo Guest was making an appearance at Studio (a shit nightclub in Chester). Thought I was gonna miss her getting her tits out. Made it in the end like.

I had a season ticket for 7 years up until this season, when the club priced me out of it. And with money tight for me atm, in hindsight I'd be fucking fuming had I lashed out £580 to watch the shit thats been served up this season. And Alan Smith.

what team has been relegated before with a billionaire owner? If we went down, I reckon we could replace those leaving with the cream of the Championship.

is this Captain Fantastic's first return to Anfield?

have I missed much? I've just come round after hearing Lowes say "good play by Alan Smith"

why the fuck did Owen want to take a corner???

Have to say I agree with what the MOTD crew are saying

used to play at Birtley. Michael Mackay, who got signed by Hartlepool worked there and played for one of the teams. He was a fucking nightmare to play against.

he's a fucking character like Stephen Ireland. Saying his gran's died, shitty myspace photos, pink Range Rovers, crap hair and he had 2 kids or something by the time he was 17 didn't he? Also, before he broke into the starting XI, he was warming up during a game on the Milburn touchline in front of where I sat, and caused the bloke behind (who was always pissed out his mind) to shout, "hew, sonna, YOU HAVE A FUCKING TINY HEAD!!!!"

lovely touch by Arca for Torres' first. was never going to reach Schwarzer in a million years.

Kuyt misses a really easy chance

Wales 6-5 Italy. I know its not football, but...

After reading the small about of text that appeared in Beckham's first autobiography (I know, I know, it was a present ) he said down there they had 2 t-shirts, one that said "I had a Pally" (Gary Pallister) and "I had a Philly" (Phil Neville), IIRC.