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Those booing were probably the ones on SSN calling for the return of Keegan as soon as Allardyce was sacked. Hypocritical, irritating, part-timing little fuckers.

without nit-picking, we should have had the game buried. Plain and simple.

I've only been to the JJB (twice), Ewood Park (twice), Villa Park, The Valley and Goodison Park in England, and then the Millenium Stadium. I'm touring Europe in the summer though, and we're planning to go to the Gerland (is that Lyons?), maybe the Veledrome, the San Siro, Allainz Arena, perhaps Sparta Prague's ground and the Amsterdam ArenA for stadium tours, so I'll see how they compare to good old St James'. Favourite so far have to be Goodison, Ewood and Villa Park so far like. Although I'm not that old, I'm definitely one for old-style grounds - much better atmosphere.

I had a heart attack mid sentence there. We'll be getting Dawson has anyone got the legends on? Did anyone hear the mackem that was on use the racist D-word when referring to Benni McCarthy? It went completely un-noticed!

I'm going out later. If I'm in the middle of Liquid and I get a text saying we've signed Deco, I will not stop grinning from ear to ear all night. However it'll never fucking happen.

Craigy is on confirming this.

Jim Whites in the studio!!! Expect things to happen!!!!

awwwwww how unfortunate! NOT.

"live to Newcastle for the very latest transfer news in a moment". Obviously David Craig needs work! EDIT: argh man! he's in a studio! I want to see him stood outside freezing his bollocks off!

dear god, no!

I wonder if its true, how much is to do with wanting to move to that London. Perhaps we should change our name to "Newcastle (not anywhere near London) United Football Club". Then hopefully players from abroad will think that it means we're in/near London and they won't want to leave/will join us.

I'm gonna get my cousins propa brick mate and his rotweiller to gan do McKay in like.

If you're to be believed on MON's approach - he's probably lodging a bid now. Or is 1 day 1 hour and 6 minutes still too early?

SSN "fans" opinion has just been on.... Person 1: The Majority of the Barcelona team Person 2: Berbatov Person 3: Chimbonda Person 4: Ronaldinho :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: :crazy2: Oh, and I voted LB, CB, RM, 2x CM and CF

Luke Freeman. Gillingham to Arsenal.

We made an offer. They turned it down. We're not going back for him. the offer of 1.5m we made was piss, i have a tiny bit of hope remaining that we'll bed 3m and have him 2moro.....but god knows.

can't help but feel Terry Mac orchestrated this as a "little treat" for the players to try and lift morale.

I agree with those saying the beasts will come here and try to do what Bolton did. However I think we'll fluff a 1-0 with either Butt or Smith hitting a wayward shot against Huth, it'll then hit Pogatetz and with Schwarzer grounded thinking it was going the other way, it will creep over the line amid a melee of beast players and Michael Owen, who will try to claim he got a touch and it was his goal. Wonder what odds the bookies will give if I write that on a slip?

glad someone has a bit of optimism, 'cos I certainly don't.

I can't help but get the impression this signing resembles me going round Tesco doing the shopping when half-pissed. I see a shower radio for a tenner. I don't really want it, I don't really need it, I could use the money for something else. But fuck it, I'll have it for the craic.

I feel as sick as a nuclear-contaminated parrot.

its not that we're getting beat tonight that makes me feel sick, I honestly think we'll beat Boro on Sunday. Its just that its another game without a win, and without scoring. And another day of the papers writing bollocks about us.

Barton on

argh man. The commentary I have is Chinese!