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just coming up to half time. - Ivory Coast 2-0 Benin. Just got 2 in 2 or 3 mins

my neighbours brothers dogs groomer is ITK and he said that Shearer's new role at the club involves him wearing a Monty Magpie suit...

Tbh, that ambassador role he has is quite cush from my opinion. Personally, I'm one for seeing the world, and if he's getting expenses-paid trips around the world to make speeches etc, I'm envious!

Howay man, a lot has changed since then. An absolute load has changed, really. Doesn't hold water. I'm not dismissing it! Just saying I wouldn't be surprised. But as was posted, he's been given permission to talk to the Spuds anyway if .com are to be believed.

a mate of mine who was in the academy up until last year said on deadline day 2006 (August) Glenn Roeder spent most of the day on the phone to Woodgate begging him to sign for us, rather than go on loan to the beasts, but he didn't want to know. Just thought I'd raise this, 'cos even if we had a bid accepted, it wouldn't surprise me to hear him turn us down for the Spuds if the above is to be believed.

Not really. Arsenal paid £500k for Anelka and sold him for £22m. It's just how things work. If a player is bought for cheap but turns out to be really good, you can't expect his value to stay the same. thats the thing, I might be deluded, but I wouldn't say Chimbonda is that good. Perhaps I'm arseing Beye too much, and am just bitter about this.

1. We've got Beye - Chimbonda would be no more than cover 2. It'll boil my piss so much if we pay £8m for him, when Wigan got him for £500k a few years ago - it shows the rediculous inflation of transfer fees.

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8493/44371218cele203x152zo0.jpg Is the lad saying "Ain't no cracker beating me on my own turf" more like "dried out mud plains

it went a bit tits up, but heres my effort... http://rapidshare.com/files/86235661/KEEGAN_PROJECT.mp3.html

I have a free day ahead of me today. I've just got my robotic electro track - I now need to set the quote against it!

I could do a pretty good one if i put time into it aye. I've got a free day tomorrow so i'll work on it for about 9pm ishhh. aye same here, I'm just re-downloading Audacity! I did a dance remix of "Mamma Mia" as a pisstake a few years back. However now I'm thinking of incorporating KK into a reggae/ska beat!

is anyone good of making remixes/dance anthems/drum and bass etc? as a change from the usual photoshopping, a "Love it" song competition could be amusing!

hahaha you have too much time on your hands!

nah he hadn't had much. Probably read it somewhere dubious. I know he's refused to sign a contract extension with Hamburg thus far, but hasn't ruled it out. Tbh I wasn't listening much, was too busy watching some bird play pool!!!

can't be arsed to research this, and it off-topic, but a mate of mine was blabbering on in t'pub that van der Vaart is available for £1.1m this summer I think he said. Some sort of clause.

I do that I miss the old teletext :-[ It's not the same on digital. I second that. hahaha I was playing Bamboozle on channel 4's old style teletext the other day! I was chuffed to find they've kept that going!

never understood the logic behind having one fatter black stripe on the shirt between 1990 and 1993. I was only a wee nipper, perhaps someone could enlighten me! 1993-95 was the first shirt I ever had, and have kept. With the blue star, not McEwans like.

Borrrring. One of them should try writing something original and different for once.

How fucking woeful are Fulham?!?!

the comebacks on... 3 in 20 mins, go on!

good stuff. Not expecting a response but if the cunt gives one, I'll copy and post it here

Dont forget to add anthrax in the envelope. I don't know how to attach anthrax in an e-mail!

Dear Mr Swann, I am a Newcastle United fan and live in the lovely city of Newcastle-upon-Tyne. When visiting a Newcastle fansite, newcastle-online.com, I noticed that someone had posted a link to an article written by yourself on 22nd January 2008, entitled "King Kev ruler of Cloud Cuckoo Land". Fair enough, I thought, as I began to read the article. However, as I began to lose interest at more negative waffle written about our recent re-appointment of Kevin Keegan, I noticed that you write for the Peterborough Evening Telegraph. This somewhat confuses me. Forgive me for being your run-of-the-mill thick Geordie, but I can't grasp the idea of you, in a local newspaper, slating a football club and a man who you have very little understanding of, and who your readers are more than likely to have little interest in. It appears to me that you have been a sheep, and followed the rest of the London tabloids into giving us a real battering and insulting our fans. I particularly like your statement, "Kevin Keegan has been appointed manager of Newcastle, seemingly on the basis that they once beat Manchester United 5-0 when he was in charge". Here you are showing your lack of knowledge about our football club. If you knew anything about Newcastle, you would know that Keegan gave us our most successful spell in the past 15 years, and when your team is playing the most dire, defensive and downright boring football you have ever seen, you know that a man like Keegan, with his experience and personality, can give you a massive lift. We know that there were other candidates. Many of us can see that he perhaps wasn't the best man for the job. But he's been appointed by our owner, and so we are going to back him (although you're probably waiting for us to turn on him). So my message to you is to ask you to back out of our business and stop writing such absolute drivel about us in a paper that isn't going to be read by any of our fans. If you ask me, I'd call it cowardly. So please, go back to reporting on what you're readers want. Write some bollocks about Peterborough United rather than Newcastle United. After all, we aren't a big club apparantly. Yours Sincerely, Matt

its just annoying that the majority of stuff appearing in the nationals is bollocks, so we turn to our regional paper, and theres a monkey in there also writing bollocks.