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Adrian Durham and Darren Gough on TalkSport going on like Charlie Austin to us is nailed on to happen. Divs.

The Lee Charnley shortlist-making starter pack: http://s13.postimg.org/65lb1qjhj/Fotor_Created.jpg

What an absolute fucking knacka. Looks like a dad trying to rave with that hand movement, man.

Charnley has a job on the side as an aide, performing day to day tasks for people without thumbs.

What an utter pissflap.

Chucked a tenner on him being our manager come the first game of the season at 11/2.

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Isn't good enough for this level and hasn't been for a while. However given what he's been through I just hope he goes home now and continues to play with a smile on his face. He didn't half put a shift in when it mattered. Best of luck to him with that blonde he clearly loves so much. I hope if he ever comes back to visit he's given the warmest of welcomes. The club has clearly got to him and it's impossible to begrudge him anything.

Fiver on Hull at 11/5 Fiver on us to go down at 9/2.

Hopefully if we lose (with the weather like it is today) and go down tomorrow it means everyone fucks off home in a sulk and all the terraces are empty and queues at the bar non-existent.

Van Gaal reckons he'll be playing his strongest team.

Cock and Lion now, isn't it?

Wonder why they shopped out the SD signage on the East Stand?

Remember when Pardew ran into the crowd at SJP? It'll be infinitely worse than that. Nah. I honestly think he might bite when he's inevitably booed. A sort of "I fucking knew we'd do it" attitude which is completely unwarranted.

We'll obviously lose, that's a given. Really thinking about it, I think Hull will get a point. Pitiful, really.

Fair play to them. I can't be bitter at all.

Tbf it was always unlikely they'd be the ones to drop going into this week. It's simply about whether or not Hull have enough in them to beat Man Utd.

Advocaat's in tears!

Ol' Pardle's probably watching this, eyeing Defoe up as his potential new left wing-back.

Pack it in blazing them over, man.

They're just in that mood where they fancy one pass too many.

it's bizarre.

I've got a hunch Arsenal want to win this...

Steve Bruce looks like you've just told him you've done his daughter up the hoop. http://s11.postimg.org/k7r0i2x2b/Screen_Shot_2015_05_20_at_19_43_04.png

3 and fined by WBA. Interesting to see what Big Dick does tonight if they go a goal down early on. Go for the draw to make them safe and risk letting in goals or just make sure they don't concede too many I think he'll park the bus as long as they don't go 3 or more goals down. #SAFC team: Pantilimon, Jones, van Aanholt, O'Shea ©, Coates, Cattermole, Larsson, Johnson, Graham, Defoe, Wickham. #ARSSUN That's not a park the bus team, like.