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Hurt my brain trying to read that, like.

His obsession with name-dropping the dead is fucking weird, like.

Introducing the teams for the WBA v Leicester game with this shitty black and white thing, man. Just comes across as tacky.

fucking Pardew trying to talk politics, man. Your football was fucking shit - that's why we despise you.

O'Shea was fucking rotten, like. Panicked every time Palace hoofed a ball forward (they did do that, Pardle hasn't changed that much). Shame he couldn't panic like that last week when daft cunt was lobbing 50-yarders up the pitch.

Bring back Des and drop Lineker back into his old role.

3-2 Leicester.

The daft "careful what you wish four" brigade are also judging Pardle's record against a micky mouse, creased, fat cunt "coach", too - not an actual manager.

Cometh the hour, cometh the nonce.

Can faintly hear the Palace fans singing "Come on Adam Johnson"

Ref bottles sending Rodwell off. Should've gone.

mackems staging a boycott as well?

Wouldn't say Barcelona were our rivals, like. We played them, aye, but we were still lightyears behind them.

Suppose they were up and down like a yoyo in that time, so you didn't really keep track.

Honestly Colback is fucking terrible and I'd gladly have seen that ball hit him square in the head but the way Niall Quinn laughed it off was pathetic. As is Sky's move to repeatedly employ the drink-driving crybaby cunt during derby matches.

Honestly, man. The amount of people on social media who appear to have Mike Ashley tongue-deep in their arse is appalling. Telling us it will never work etc. They're not fucking well and deserve to drop under a train. Every fucking one of them.

It'll be class if they know some heedthebaal with a sawn off shotgun.

Are we allowed to call Sammy every name under the sun yet or are we told it's only because of his brother?

They all look incredibly cheap. No surprise though, really.

Pure devz.

Cracking goal.

Delph going off. No chance we're getting back into this now.

I'd given it some consideration but can see it being even more grim than usual, given the following day is a bank holiday.

Go and get yourself cleaned up, Clive.

What does Fabian Delph actually offer? Am I missing something?