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Aye was not expecting that bit at all. Always hear about the abuse Barnes got, why is that?

We looked good second half. Congrats to Wayne for the landmark. Great play and finish from Kane. He may not be scoring for Spurs but he's involved in everything good for them this season, the goals will come. Also happy for Sterling winning that penalty in the manner that he did. Far too many times do I hear this moral thing with England. How we have to be saints, and all that. Fuck that. Win at all costs. Nice to have a cunt in the team. Especially one who knows he's a cunt.

The 3-2 when Wilshire scored was fun. I can't think of any international games that were entertaining. Maybe that Germany 7-1.

Went off injured about two minutes in.

Delph

Gameweek 5 Everton 1-2 Chelsea Arsenal 3-1 Stoke Palace 0-2 City Norwich 3-3 Bournemouth Watford 1-2 Swansea WBA 1-0 Southampton Man Utd 0-0 Liverpool Sunderland 1-1 Spurs Leicester 2-2 Villa West Ham 2-2 Newcastle

I can't stop laughing at this.

Just saw his best 11. I know it's his personal selection, but I was disappointed to not see many Newcastle players in there.

Worst player in our squad is without a doubt Williamson. Worst player in our starting 11 might be Colback and it pains me to say that as I've defended him more than most.

Speaking of Kalou; He's been quite successful since leaving Chelsea judging by his stats.

Further proof that the Kazakhstan league is on the come up. Just you wait!

Anyone notice Perez's glass is half full? Cause at Real they're never happy. Right, I win this one, chaps.

He's got a point in that article tbf but that goes straight out the window when you read that other one.

Oh that's what that was. Even funnier now.

Wright was one of the best finishers I've ever seen. You don't really see those types of chips and lobs that he'd pull off nowadays.

Still think De Gea will end up there today or tomorrow because of some tribunal junction type thing.

19/20 Got Spurs wrong. Knew Lamela was 30 but wasn't sure if it was 30 million Euros or 30 million Pounds.

Don't think we'll sell but this should be a huge indication to McClaren that he should be starting every single game.

LVG is such a tool.

Every time I've seen Willson play, he's looked good. But I can't see him getting many chances

Swansea laughing all the way to the bank with that Bony money. They're looking even better. Ayew and Gomis, man. We've been linked with Gomis since 2008 ffs. :'(

Still think Jack could slot into Swansea. He'll come good. No need to reply. This doesn't warrant any more discussion.

Hope he does and breaks his fucking neck.

Did Palace score again?