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Hope to fuck we do these bunch of mercenary cunts.

The only shirt he should be wearing is a Black and White striped one. Fucking southern media bollocks man. Fuck the fuck off.

I bet! Insanely jealous. Love Barcelona as a city, first went when I was 13! I'm an adopted Bat now though, as the parents live near Valencia. Going to my first Valencia game in febuary. Can't wait.

That's mint. Remind me again of Barca's possesion in that game. Has to be the best game of football as a neutral I've had the pleasure of watching. Watching it with Spanish commentary made it all the more authentic too. Love La Liga!

No gays (happy people ) allowed at NUFC if this happens then? Xisco set to leave, contract cancelled.

He's a proper little piss taker. Breath of fresh air for NUFC players on twitter haha. Routledge and Simpson are boring.

He's proper addicted! He admitted he plays WOW the other night too. Shame on you Jose.

haha, he's a legend is wor Jose - he replied to my tweet!!!

Join the fun in L7 where you can shout and sing like fuck every other week without people thinking your mental.

west ham can't afford his wages My thoughts exactly...but as I say, just saying what I've had passed my way.

And the rumours start. Just been on the phone to my mate, whos friend was out on the piss with that cockend agent Willie McKay or however you spell it. Anyhow, long story short, Barton is off to West Ham come January. My mates friend had no reason to bullshit...so just sharing this with you all.

Those cunts (Ashley, Llambias and Pardew) were in Aspers last night giving it the big I am! I have honestly never been so pissed off with Newcastle United as I am right now. Surely some nutter in Newcastle could go off on one?

He's fucking very wrong. Pardew should be no-where near our club, it's being Ashley and Llambias's bum chum that got him the gig. Hughton should still be in charge, we were stable, playing ok and building. Then they pull this fucking shite. Fuck them all!

The only way I can think of dragging my depressed fat arse up L7 stairs in the cold and dark is the hope to be completely pissed as a fart. We're going to get bummed a new one, Torres double hatrick and Steven Fucking Gerrards grinning cuntish face. Oh and Pardew looking like a tosser on the touchlines. Fuck me, I'm glad I don't own a shotgun.

One of the lads met him in Head Of Steam one saturday night...when he said he worked for the Sun, the lad started to pretend vomit right in his face. Everytime he started to speak, he pretend vomited again. The blokes a cunt and an antagonistic WUM.

FUCKING FUCK SAKE MAN!!! Fuck this shit. Where's a mentalist when you need one. Moaty...

I'll always support the team, but am I fuck giving any more money to Mike Ashley if Pardew is announced. Final. Fucking. Straw.

Pardew, Curbishly or any other cunt has-been then fuck this shit, my season ticket will not be renewed until Ashley fuck the fucks off. Inept, baffling, stupid and utterly idiotic decison if Hughton is replaced by any of those.

Really want to see that picture of Shola?

What about the dailysport

Use fucking video evidence? Those bastards have used it on us enough so far...they should hand out yellow cards after the event. That'd soon stop the diving. Then again, Jonas dives like a tart at times too.

The pitch will be fine tbh. It's the council/police who will have final say.

Lawro predicts a draw. I predict a riot.

Monday! I thought it was on Sunday? Ahh well...

El Classico at the weekend chaps. CANNAY WAIT MAN!