B-more Mag

Only 25 hours left to not sign someone. Time to redouble our efforts. Pull the plug on the fax machine and I think we'll be safe from getting one over the line.

Oh my God, the last few days of transfer windows are so fucking tedious!

Good kid. Doesn't get into weird stuff and keeps his nose clean.

Ricky van Wolfswinkel

b : scientifically speaking, a penis with an aspect ratio of less than 1 http://www.chodedefinition.com/

Quick, somebody tell Obertan not to read this thread.

Wish Hermes would get off his ass and do something to help. Worst god ever.

Lineup from the 2nd leg of that horrible AZ match 5 years ago: Newcastle: Given, Solano, Bramble, Taylor, Huntington (N'Zogbia 86), Dyer, Butt, Parker, Duff (Emre 59), Sibierski, Martins. Subs Not Used: Harper, Luque, Milner, Moore, Carroll. Seems like ages ago (thankfully)!

http://i.imgur.com/Z0wjX.jpg thrn pls

I really hope this kid makes it.

Total football

I love it when a plan comes together.

Didn't the English first use the word soccer? We're so hated that we've tainted it.

http://i.imgur.com/nHbmM.png Awwww Yeah! Fuck off Giggs.

That's so July 31st.

.cock headline: ANITA BE A MAGPIE

If the club really wanted this to happen, they would have boarded the plane before Anita had time to get off. I think they invited him here to appease the supporters but really never thought he'd get on the plane.

Thanks!

Photoshoped picture evidence, please.

http://www.fadoirishpub.com/austin/sports

Must be true.

Dear Sir Alex: I don't know if you remember me, but I manage a small club in the north east. Our teams have played each other from time to time. I'm writing to make you an offer I think you'll find really attractive. I have convinced my club to pay yours £14.000.000 for Darren Fletcher. All you need to do is tell people you think I should be Manchester United's next manager! I think I'm a really great manager and bet you'll think so too! I look forward to doing business with you. Thanks, Marty O'Neill P.S. Did you know I managed at team in Scotland. That's where you're from!

All I can say is I'm glad that at that age my behavior wasn't under a microscope like a footballer's is. (Also glad camera phones didn't exist.)

Would I have to be 'on call' 24/7? Or a straightforward 9-5? its nearly $3000 a poo. Do I still get paid if it's a no-wiper? Valid questions. Ones that you might like to discuss with your potential employer in advance, in fact.

He also said if it goes well a deal could be done quickly. The sky isn't falling.