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We don't have a decent second choice though. They're all shit.

If news were to break, would Twitter be the place to hear it? Newsnow? Just trying to narrow down places I need to F5. really.

Today is the day. I can feel it in my cock.

Tomorrow.

I’ve got a spare BT match pass you could register if stuck. I'd be over the moon!

If Bruce won the FA Cup and cemented a top half finish, he should retire immediately. There's no way he's topping that shit. Ever.

Is there any way of watching this legally in the UK, without paying BT £25 for a full month? From what I can see they don't do 24 hour passes. Would a VPN work for any of the US based subs?

Shoot you? Too quick, Luke.

Toe curling.

Their u23's have picked up one point all season.

Manager of the year? Get fucked. Unless it's 'ugliest manager of the year', I'm not having it.

Unfortunately, most people are cunts.

Great player, but I've never liked the cunt.

Minutes since a PL goal (for NUFC): 512 Jonjo Shelvey 616 Andy Carroll 625 Yoshinori Muto 694 Miguel Almiron 881 Christian Atsu 1,327 Matt Ritchie 2,053 Joelinton Canny.

Christ.

Best atmosphere all season

He’s the forum t***. I've not seen enough of him to judge. He just seems like a colossal pessimist to me. If the takeover is announced he’d still be pessimistic about it. He is just protecting himself from being heart broken again. Something senominous with being a nufc fan.

It's my birthday today. I'm 34. Mike Ashley has stolen my club from me throughout my twenties and over a third of my thirties. Please, let this be my last birthday in this cunts shadow.

Could another bid even be accepted or entertained at this stage?

I used to work with Tom. Canny lad.

What you got planned for you birthday? It’s my borthda this week. Might be a present for me What day? Mines Thursday. Fingers crossed for good news.

I'm on Team Gregg.

Ah, he's a cunt. Move along everyone.

Get fucked.