Rocker

A fucking million times, YES!

I've given up on him. Any competant striker would've put these to bed today.

Its almost a certainty that this prat is going to score a crucial goal for them in this match...we are the world's biggest fall-guys for hate-figures like him coming back to haunt us. I was at SJP when we had an FA Cup replay with Wimbledon in 1988 after the famous Vinnie Jones gonad-grabbing incident on Gazza during the first game. We were all desperate for the game to come around so we could abuse Jones - many threw toilet brushes at him after his comment about giving Gazza a toilet brush in return for a rose that Gazza sarcastically sent to their dressing room after the first game - but everything went wrong. That awful dwarf Wise scored and we lost 1-3...Gazza did nowt and Jones didn't even get booked as far as I remember.... This game has all the signs of a repeat performance after Lansbury gets stick from the fans...its something NUFC specialize in..! Nah. We'll batter these.

I'm speechless he's a real person, to be honest.

Brother.

What's Lovenkrands doing these days?

Wacky.

Absolute mongs.

Fuck off.

Score update?

Any idea where you guys are meeting afterwards?

Anyone remember Johnny Dickfingers from the Strawberry Corner? Used to walk backwards and drink pints in half pint glasses.

Was in Berwick the other week and a full kit mackem was having his Sunday dinner with his ugly wife and bastard kids. Was decked out in the away kit including socks and five a side indoor football trainers. Belter.

I'm a weird cunt,but I quite like the mystique of just listening to our 3pm kickoffs. Probably just nostalgia from when I was a little and we couldn't watch most games so relied on the wireless and MOTD. Oh and The Pink.

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TCD is coming?

Yup but not streaming online...which boils my p*ss. Is there anywhere online to hear this other than through NUFCTV membership? There's a guy on Reddit who streams all the radio commentary. I'll pop the link in here before kick off if you'd like. That would be great, thanks. Fuck all you guys. I offered to periscope my radio for you ungrateful bastards. Never again.

If it's any good I'll periscope my radio

/ Give over man, it's nowhere near like watching any Pardew team. After we scored the first goal there was never really any doubt that we wouldn't win. After years of capitulating almost every game, I find us winning quite easily very entertaining indeed.

Nee chance. Away win. Mitrovic goal in a scrappy 0-1.

I don't think he loved football.

You live in a country which has piggy-backed on English wealth and ingenuity for centuries and you support a team which hasn't won anything for almost half a century. Ambition? You also have the worst owner I can remember in the North East considering how wealthy he is. Pot and kettle mate. Slightly off topic but us English have been banging on about the EU for decades. We get a vote and BANG! we're gone. You lot have been bleating on about the English for even longer, you get a vote and you bottle it. Does us a favour down here, have another referendum ASAP and just go. Enjoy being in the Eurozone and trying to pay off your share of the debt. Brextastic.

I take it you're into bears rather then twinks, James?

Nigel Pearson, surely?