Rocker

Give her a break, she's only human. Forward my number on, but tell her not to spam me. Unless 'spam' means something sexual these days, in that case tell her to do it gently. I'm sensitive.

You know it's going to be a long day when it already hurts to walk. Good luck everyone.

5.5 hours sleep. Close enough.

Typical. Can't sleep. Cunts.

Hang them on my cock, it's massive.

At so it begins...

My attempt at a joke.

Anyone got any shin pads I can borrow?

You can get shin pads for like 4 quid man. Just get some. Bamps.

Don't see why anyone wouldn't wear them man, and nee cardboard ones like Santiago, either. http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/11/42/46/2501003/5/628x471.jpg

Tell you what, doesn't look like a bad set of sides!

I wonder if I still have some pace, or if it has dwindled over time like on FM.

Remember a particually dodgy tackle by Stu, breaking my shin-pad in half. Very high. Pity it didn't stop me from winning the ball and providing an assist. Oh and I know Rich, I'm just a sensitive soul and want to be liked by everyone.

So wanna score now You'll need to turn up first. Nice fishing, been to more than you ( probably). This will be my fifth ( and best) Reds vs Blues

I'm going to go shopping for one tomorrow. My old FC Kaiserslauten one has started to disintegrate.

Don't you live miles away mate?

So wanna score now

What position are you playing Rich?

Gouffran to score a brace

Aye, pointless having Hatem that far forward. No choice last night like, but no point having him too far away from play.

Just leave him in Russia.

Need to win here. Another vital game, and against a team I fucking hate, too.