John P

Yep, if we get him to go with Yedlin we'd have two very pacey full backs who look good going forward, which would make a big difference when we come up against teams at home who are going to just sit back and defend. We really need another creative midfielder but it's good to see us addressing the other areas we're deficient in.

Thoughts from my Sunderland supporting friend when I asked if he was any good - 'yes, with obvious limitations. He's a archetypal modern full-back, great going forward, can't really defend. He didn't really get into our team until the last 10-15 games but did well.' Asked if he could play on the wing - 'we never played him as a winger but I don't see why not, he's got a decent cross on him.' Sounds fairly promising.

From Youtube he looks very positive going forward, whips a decent cross in and even scores a few Laurent Robert thunderbastards.

It's all good getting a left back, but I'm really hoping we get 2 more attacking players in, we need them much more than full backs at the minute.

Will be a great shame if they get Remy as, unlike Benteke, he has the ability to get goals from very little/poor service (as he proved during his time with us). He'll probably get enough goals to save Pardew and Palace's bacon.

Not if one doesn't want to be here and the other does.

Why is Khazri out of favour? He looked like their most creative player after he joined last season.

From one of his youtube compilations he looks to be playing mostly as a winger and as a number 10.

'Brentford teammate Maxime Colin commented that Judge "feels the football and he has a really good kick". Well I'm convinced, sign him up.

Lucky for them if it is bought. They've avoided a very strongly worded anonymous letter.

Would have like him here, looked pretty good last season when I saw him play and is good going forward. Think he will be very good in the Championship.

Is this one of the stolen flags? http://imgur.com/7IRBd5Q Just seen it near our house (in York).

Seems like he's gone missing in an away game. Shock horror.

'Come on, keep your cool.' Fuck off Tony Gayle you biased Pardew-loving prick.

Wish they would stop banging on about the fucking crowd being jittery and nervous. Every time they go to Gayle you can hear Newcastle chants in the background

I'm sort of joking, but also sort of not joking. I actually think he'd do alright

I'd take bloody Obertan back at the minute. He used to do alright against shitty teams in the Europa League, probably would be decent in the championship.

I remember he used to say something similar in all of our pre seasons. There would be a vague attempt at it in friendlies, then when the first game came around it was out the window and get that fucking ball up the other end. I also remember him talking about strengthening the underbelly of the squad when we signed Bigi and Anita and we all know how those seasons turned out.

If he is the replacement you'll be significantly weaker at the back. Surely Moyes will look to splash some cash on a better replacement though and have McNair as backup?

Yep was looking at Lingard but not sure he'll get much game time. What will their first choice midfield be? Something like this? Carrick Pogba Depay Mkhitaryan Martial Guess he might start Lingard sometimes instead of Depay. I assume Lingard, Rooney, and maybe Rashford all come before Depay. Not convinced Lingard will get many games. They also have the option of playing Pogba further forward with Fellaini / Schneiderlin / Herrera coming into the middle and playing Mkhitaryan out wide.

Yep was looking at Lingard but not sure he'll get much game time. What will their first choice midfield be? Something like this? Carrick Pogba Depay Mkhitaryan Martial Guess he might start Lingard sometimes instead of Depay.

To be honest, they're both well priced. Thought Pogba would be around the 9.5m mark, if he gets around 10 goals and 10 assists (which he seems more than capable of looking at his recent seasons) then 8.5m is decent value.

Hope he gets a goal soon, got a feeling that he's a confidence player and can see the crowd getting on his back a little bit if he goes a few games without a goal.

I repeatedly forget this guy exists. What's his current ailment?

Cue everyone putting Stones and Pogba in their team....