bobbydazzla

I heard he makes all the players do five a side training in just their underpants. he then stands outside the showers and inspects every player as they come out to make sure they have washed their chuckies and bottys properly.

my brother works in a job which gives him a lot of regular contact with influential people in and around NUFC. he was tipped off last Thurs that Mort had already met Keegan and subsequently stuck money on when the odds were still very long. people said he must be mad but then they odds got progressively shorter...... he is praying that his source got it right cos he'll be bang in the money !

The Scotswood Hoody charva kru for starters........

every cunt you see on the telly at Old Trafford appears to be a day tripper with their fingers constantly clicking on a digital camers. bunch of absolute cunts.

Managerial target - "Whats the job like Graeme ?" Souness - "Brilliant, fantastic, best job I ever had" MT - "Excellent, why's that ?" Souness - "A multi-million pound pay off for doing fuck all, I laughed all the way to the bank" MT - "Great news. Same as what Big Sam said. Reckon I'll take the offer" Souness - "Good lad. If you're after a decent centre half I know this lad called Boumsong. Like Bobby Moore but better. Yours for only £15m, just give Bent Willy a call....."

think you might be getting Osama confused with Elvis....

http://blogs.britannica.com/blog/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/image2.jpg 1 - got the balls to take on the Dictator Bush and the Evil American Empire so might be brave enough to take our job. 2 - currently out of work 3 - got plenty cash so doesn't need much in wages 4 - total commitement to what he believes in. inspiring leader, great man manager and top notch motivational skills 5 - if he wanted to replicate his current cave dwellings in an uncivilised, war torn region then he could just live in one of the bombed out houses in scotswood Osama. He's the only choice.

Guesses at the attendance ? if things stay the same on the manager front then I reckon 25,000 tops, including Stoke's 3-5,000

http://www.tvscoop.tv/frankspencer.jpg

looks like we'll now be 6 points off relegation zone with a difficult set of games coming up. nightmare.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2003/08/29/preid6.gif

I heard Phillipe Albert and David Ginola have just arrived at Newcastle Airport. Barry Venison is also reported to be dusting down his boots too.....

I thought he was official "vibemaster" responsible for building morale and team spirit by cracking jokes and keeping everyone amused. We'd be fucked without him.....

Neither Gooness or Roedent could have managed Anelka effectively. I doubt he would have been here more than 6 months.

PLAY UP POMPEY !

he may have wiped the club of debt and stood in the away end in a toon shirt, but we're still shite on the pitch and being made a mockery of by the media. success will be measured by his ability to stabalise the club and take us forward, which he doesn't look like he can do at the moment. I hope he proves me wrong.

listening to Souness was like having a large pot of salt poured into a very open wound.

if I hear one more time "they'd rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0" I'll kill somone.

not holding back on what he thinks of Shepherd. also keen to point out that a section of our fanbase cause the club big problems with their lack of patience and foolish attitudes. RK - "Would you take the job now" Souness - "Yes" Every single Geordie - "Fuck off !!!!!"

I'm in awe of how much of a c8nt he is.

without saying a word the special one lets newcastle fans know why he won't be coming to the Toon http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/sports/2007-05/20/xin_210504201059809748358.jpg

yesterday was a disaster zone but there have been many, many worse days in the last few seasons. Pompey at home this season and Fulham at home last season are two that immediately spring to mind....

http://www.topnews.in/files/Jose_Mourinho22.jpg If he joins get used to this sight.....

never mind winning a trophy, I'm desperate for us to win a game.

Message to Mike from BobbyD - "Actions speak louder than words son". All the hot in the world won't change the fact that we are up to our necks in the shite and everyone in the country is splitting their sides at our predicament. Get a decent manager, build a decent squad, start winning games. Thats all that matters big lad.