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Airplane with the reg. number SPOOK Makes you think

Harry, even though we’re in Warden Law, pull ya maddest cowie face

Here man, I mean no offence, but the crusty old spunkrag in charge of your country is the biggest social media abusing cunt on the planet He sets the bar that every other social media narcissist cunt has to try and jump over

Twatter journalists They’re just habitual liars with brass necks

Usually, I just go home for a Pot Noodle and a wank

Know exactly the feels of this. Although it took 6 months for my ex to find me in bed with another man. The whore

To me, that looks like some horrible little cunts acting like horrible little cunts If they weren’t kicking that vehicle they’d be robbing your nana on her way back from bingo and playing makina through a bluetooth speaker on public transport

No

Fab Romano is a cunt Is a cunt, is a cunt Fab Romano is a cunt He pipes scousers

Slots back into training when he thought he’d be training with Slot

It’s already early afternoon bro

1000 pages Do we have some sort of official ceremony when a thread hits 4 figures ?

Wew, that’s exactly the same player I had in mind when I was deciding who Sesko reminded me of

If anyone sees Shearergol mooching round NE29 holding a copy of Catcher In The Rye can they hit me up on DM please

I want to say something about me being John Lennon and you being Mark Chapman. But I’m worried it might inflame the situation

Depends how slovenly they are

Ha ha Wissa way Ha ha Thataway Ha ha Wissa way My oh my

Why thank you, that’s very kind feedback and I’ll be including it when I’m in my N-O end of year performance review This is my latest one for Wissa Give me hope, Yoane Give me hope, Yoane Give me hope, Yoane And score some goals Give me hope, Yoane Give me hope, Yoane Hope that you will score some goals

One for N-O’s middle aged and decrepit OAP squadron this…..I’ve got a total ear worm after rewriting the 80’s Presto advert jingle… You’ll be impressed with Sesko

The morra’s Ronnigul front page leaked: Benjamin Yesco !

I’ve got a pal in Slovenia and he says there’s been nothing on his local news bulletins about this yet

If he signs we need to get Tesco in Wallsend to change their massive sign on their chimney to Sesko

He probably hasn’t got much time available considering he’s also very busy doing shootings, firebombings, sucking off Russian oligarchs and pimping out Judas footballers to scouse cunts

Hey Ho, Sesko Hey Ho, Lets Go Hey Ho, Sesko Hey Ho, Lets Go They're forming in a straight line They're goin through a tight wind The kids are losing their minds The Sesko Bop They're piling in the backseat They're generation steam heat Pulsating to the back seat The Sesko Bop Hey Ho Sesko Shoot em' in the back now What they want, I don't know They're all reved up and ready to go