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We should put in a bid for Para Graph

What the actual fuck are them Haway The Lads LED’s half way up the stand that are flashing faster than the strobes at The New Monkey

This cunt signed anyone yet

The also had the ability to turn average players into high quality players by being part of a system and a club ethos Think of how many of their solid squad options left Man Utd in the Taggart era and were absolutely dogshit at their next clubs Now they specialise in turning expensive players into dogshit before they leave

Enjoyed the match immensely whilst listening to a DJ mix of 120bpm techno from a nightclub in Lithuania Try it, you might like it

Both is the correct answer

Eh ? I was cringing at his answers man If he’d rather get sacked than change his tactics then fair enough, but don’t say it on camera when you’re on an appalling run with a billion pound squad and have just set your team up to get battered by picking a shit midfield

No he didn’t. If that was Howe in the first few months of the job when we were still relegation fodder, I would have been devastated with his responses

Watching that interview with Amorim, fucking hell, he’s so far out of his depth in a job like that If he’s still there at the end of the season I’ll be amazed

Psssst, Lovejoy, wanna hear some NUFC gossip…

Anyone know if Bentancur can play against us ?

HMS Piss The Leyg sunk by Cannon

Spurs gonna Spurs And Bournemouth Fulham now all square which made my willy tingle

How come Guardiola seems to be pals with the loads of Leicester players and staff? Or is he just buzzing with a double drop strength boost of serotonin after his first win in a month ?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again xG is for blokes who always go home alone after a night out and have a tug in their bedroom at their mams house whilst consoling themselves by thinking of all the lasses they believe they could have shagged

When did kicking a ball into a net become algebra ?

An adblocker fixed the Chronicle for me Reading the comments section is like being a fly on the wall of a lunatic asylum, but without adverts

He’s taken over management of a squad that was signed for millions of billions and is paid billions They’ve won 2 trophies in last 2 seasons They’re also exempt from PSR rules So he crouches on the touchline with a face like a slapped arse and says it’ll take him ages to fix them because the players are shite Bad workman blaming his tools methinks

For a man who’s under no pressure Amorim has the look of a man under massive pressure