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The family enclosure needs reducing like, it’s mental how big it is There’s usually spare yoot tickets for every game so if I was struggling to get tickets I’d definitely set up a snide yoot membership to buy one and just gamble that I wouldn’t get pulled by the the turnstile feds on my way in

Wonder if the National Trust are interested

Mags+ exclusive 30% discount on all products at Sven Adult Books ? Demand expected to overwhelm the local infrastructure unless they close memberships before the offer goes live

Deadline clearly connected to us announcing a new stadium on Feb 1st Boomshakalaka

Luke Edwards: Eddie, people say you're boring Eddie Howe: Your lass doesn't say that when she's with me and Mad Dog (followed by a knowing nod and wink)

It starts when Man Utd, Liverpool, Tottenham, Arsenal and Chelsea say it will start And don't you dare question their decision

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When it was initially announced it was meant to be Sir Robert McAlpine doing the construction. edit: McAlpine have been replaced by Bam

Just for #bantz because we’re all bored waiting on some proper news from the club And it’s a large site in the city that will hopefully soon be vacant when they bulldoze the horrible metal shed, so why not fantasise

Has anybody got any Vera’s ?…..Lovely

Upside of Wilson being injured is that we haven’t had to listen to DJ Onedek spin DJ Fucking Otzi for months And agree, Hey Jude is fucking awful One of my youngins is 13 and has been to 5 or 6 matches recently. Asked her post-match today which of our songbook she likes best and she said “I’m not sure yet, but I’m sick of hearing Hey Jude”

If we wear a special shirt once per season in an attempt to get local yoots to stop shanking each other to death then I’m sure we’d get some leniency on the design too

They’ve made a rod for their own back by falsifying their attendance most weeks and then praising themselves for having big attendances when it’s clearly not the case. They’ve got zero humility I actually find the crack about their attendance to be cringe for both us and them, but there’s not many things more satisfying in life than a liar who makes false boasts being shown up for being a liar who makes false boasts So for as long as they continue to lie, I’ll continue to enjoy pointing and laughing at their empty stadium whilst they bleat on about Nissan backshifts, peak wedding season etc etc

They’re doing really well in the league It was a 3pm Saturday kick off It wasn’t on telly It was opposition of a similar standard At £20 / £15 the tickets weren’t extortionate It was a bit icy, but the weather was fine On paper you’d expect to sell plenty of tickets Despite them falsifying their attendances they look like they pull 30,000+ for home games but 50% of those people couldn’t be arsed yesterday It does point towards a mix of apathy in their fanbase and the effect of not being allowed to give away any tickets With the good season they’re having I’m genuinely surprised by the apathy It paints a grim picture of a fanbase to see a ground only 1/4 full during a season that’s actually going well. And I’d say that whether it’s the makems or any other club

Loads of slides, that’s how

They’re like an ornamental hermit living in the grotto at the end of our garden Functioning as a curiosity and novelty, used as a way to provide entertainment for people who live normal lives and enjoy looking on in wonderment at the hermit choosing to live in a perpetual stage play of idiocy So out of touch with reality that they exist in some strange and tortured mental limbo

@M4 The Heineken Marketing bod didn’t even know that Adidas were reissuing a shirt with the Brown Ale logo on But the view was that it’s free advertising for a beer brand that they spend zero money promoting, so no downside for Heineken

Translation is: It’s peak season for Juke production my friend and we have a huge Nissan site which needs every employee making Jukes my friend My nanna and all my ancestors on her side were from Monkwearmouth so I learnt to decipher Makem as a kid As a pure bred Makem she was also partial to telling fibs, like insisting our Great Uncle was the man who discovered the North Pole. He’d actually never left Wearside

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Rights there was Water slides, lazy river, waves, teenage fingeblasting, teachers wanking off pupils in a jacuzzi, razor blades in the slides, perverts drilling peep holes in the walls of the unisex changing cubicles, water riddled with bacteria It was a fun day out for all the family

Bob Stokoe running over to squeeze Uncal Mick’s bicep like Pennywell’s version of Purple Aki

Cannon again