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I said it on Saturday but because I don't like chicken nuggets and shit beer in plastic cups I watched him during the half time drills and the other players wouldn't even look at him. Body language between the group and him was awful.

Those two things don't have to be mutually exclusive.

So what you’re saying is that ‘tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. But at the end of the day, with either option, you’re still sat at home all alone watching the 15 mins of Babestation freeview and wanking into a sock.

If I had a quid for every time a manager gets backing from their Board and then goes on to get sacked not long after, I'd have a few quid.

I saw him on Northumberland Street a few years back. I was more excited than when I met Shearer.

We seem to put a lot of emphasis on being "the loyalest football supporters the world has ever had*" (*Apart from on 35 mins when slurping a pint and guzzling some chicken dippers on the concourse is more important than supporting the players on the pitch).

And that was the point. Same as Paul McCartney writing a lot of brilliant songs between 63-70 when he had John, George and Ringo providing the assists. But then his songwriting went to shit once he was relying on Linda for assists.

I’ll point you in the direction of what @Nucasol says

We’re just talking about the “assists” metric though

The player who passed the ball 1 yard to Messi is awarded the assist and bumps their stats up despite doing the sum total of fuck all Whereas the winger who beats a full back and pings a billion inch perfect crosses in to a dogshit striker who can’t finish for toffee gets fuck all to show for their crossing skillz in their stats

Statements on flags don’t speak on behalf of all fans. My BMX isn’t for sale, for example.

This thread is very trying

We were big game fishing but armed with a tiny maggot and an inappropriately sized rod. It was doomed to fail.

I think it was just a pointless list of players we might allegedly have tried to buy but who didn't want to come here. As useful as me posting about how I really want an Aston Martin DBS Superleggara. But the sales bloke at the Aston Martin dealership keeps selling them to other punters because I haven't actually got the funds to pay for one and the other punters do.

This is the best bagpipe song ever. End of discussion.

Whilst I admire and embrace the sentiment of the lyrics in Ebony & Ivory, it's an awful piece of music. And Let 'Em In aka Someone's Knocking At The Door is best known for being the jingle for the Postcode Lottery adverts, which says all you need to know about that.

I'm hopping mad

If people said in the spring of 1969 that Paul McCartney would go from writing Yesterday in 65, then Let It Be in early 69, to writing Maxwell's Silver Hammer in summer 69 and that piece of shit novelty song was his path towards eventually writing and recording an even bigger piece of shit novelty song like the Frog Chorus then you'd think people were mad.

If there's one thing that I get sucked in by, it's hyperbole about a goalie.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t. But he can’t be “absolutely shite” whilst simultaneously being one of the best performing goalkeepers across Europe’s Top 5 leagues. That would mean that most other goalies in Europe’s Top 5 leagues were worse than absolutely shite.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn’t. I was responding to a poster who bowled in here and simply said “He’s absolutely shite” when Vlach is currently one of the best performing goalkeepers across Europe’s top 5 leagues and is performing well in a team that isn’t particularly good. Cogito ergo sum, he can’t be “absolutely shite”.

It’s his regular clown-esque blunders that got him dropped

One of the best performing goalkeepers in Europe’s top 5 leagues is actually shite. Interesting. Watch a lot of Sevilla game do you ?