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I can't remember who it is on here, but someone talked about having a "lucky ritual" of only entering the East Stand through a very specific turnstile and they'd been doing that same thing for decades. To break the ritual would mean bad luck At the time it was suggested that their ritual had achieved absolutely fuck all for NUFC and it was therefore pointless It's interesting from a psychological perspective how people will cling to things because it's what they've always known or done, rather than seeing change as a potential harbinger of positivity

fake mag from North Shields which isn’t even in Newcastle marra. FTM

As a serious point though, I sometimes think of that Makem YewTewber and his trips round to his pal Wency's before they go to the match They're middle to old age blokes sat in a garden shed downing ale and necking Sambewca shots in the mid to late morning, just to go and watch a game of football Am sure there's people doing similar amongst our support. And as that article points out, alcohol deaths are a massive problem for the North East region, not just Sunderland For me those Makems on YewTewb definitely emphasised the potentially dangerous relationship between watching football and alcohol / alcoholism

First glance I thought that said bairns and I wasn’t sure I approved

Aye, the constant movement of images and text is just as bad as the ridiculous size & brightness of the fuckers We’re basically watching a main course of an LED advertising show with a side dish of a game of football They should be banned

That’s hill-arious

This a million percent I’ve had to turn it off, it’s impossible to watch the game with those daft fucking things burning my retinas

What better way to spend the next couple of hours of my Sunday afternoon than watching millions of billions of supersized LED’s flashing like buggery whilst a few blokes kick a football around in front of them Can’t wait for this

A wins a win but fucking hell that doesn’t feel like a win Whoever in the dressing room thought it’d be fun to pass the glue bag round at 1/2 time needs docking a weeks wages

When I seen on the BBC that the Pope needed critical care, I didn’t realise they meant our one

If you’re a young player running on fumes and you’re heading towards the business end of a season where your team is exceeding all expectations then it must be hugely motivating to have the “best fans in the leyg” sat in silence for the game, then hear the ones who didn’t leave early bew you off the pitch They’re self-aggrandizing yet irrelevant fuckwits who deserve every misfortune they encounter

Top brass from Adidas are at our games quite often One of their main dudes that was in the NUFC documentary is a friend of a friend

Lads, reading these last few posts with their slivers of optimism about the million to one ballot, it’s like me pontificating which side of the bed Michelle Collins is gonna sleep on after we’ve done the nasty round at mine

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He’ll be lucky to last until the end of the month

Aye, doesn’t matter if you go to every home league & cup game or you’re at the other end of the spectrum and have never set foot inside SJP and only signed up for membership ahead of the Arsenal semi ballot but failed to get a ticket All in the same boat Plus we’ve got ST’s who never went to a cup game for company too And there’s about 20 tickets up for grabs

Because it is junk The email you got giving you 10% of $77,000,000 that will be transferred into your bank by the exiled Government Minister from Botswana has more chance of happening than the email about getting a ticket from the Pot 6 ballot

Great news for our 100,000 Mags Members, now it’s YOUR chance to watch the lads at Wembley ! We have 23 tickets available in the Pot 6 ballot ! Make sure you enter for your opportunity to be there to roar the lads on !

Gathering in a spot to have a few beers the night before the match feels totally normal for a non-London team playing at Wembley But thousands getting absolutely mortal all day Saturday, jumping in fountains and having a massive celebration just because we’ve got a final at Wembley. I’d prefer we save those antics for the Sunday night if we’ve won the cup

It's the NUFC ticketing team, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery

I'm pretty sure he means in group 6, he's saying it'll be loads more than 30,000

You didn't even have to go to a game for group 6, just enter 1 x cup game ballot. Think how many will have entered the Arsenal ballot, it'll have been absolutely shitloads. Plus the ST's who didn't go to any cup games are also in the group. That's why I was so devastated when they announced the criteria. There'll be millions of billions in the group 6 ballot, scrapping over about 25 tickets maximum. Like nana's fighting over a pair of Daniel O'Donnell's used y-fronts down the local jumble sale