bobbydazzla

Wew, deeks at Adrian Mole here You fingerblasted Pandora yet or what ?

And if mumsy & pappa want to either loan their rich kids loads of money, or take out huge debts to upgrade the already world class Scalextric sets then it’s absolutely fine But under no circumstances must money won at bingo by Nanna’s be allowed to fund Scalextric upgrades

A chance of good news for Pope and his leg will only be amputated below the knee rather than at the hip

If you look at the plans for the expanded stand at Man City, the seats aren't for punters to sit in, they're just tens of thousands of seat shaped LED's to broadcast massive adverts They've also proposed removing the hybrid grass from their pitch and replacing it with a giant LED advert Allegedly.

Pope unavailable over Xmas, again We should sign a keeper called Barbeque then he’d only ever be injured in the summer

6 rich kids on the street had class Scalextric sets, loads of track and rapid cars We were poor, had a tiny knackered Scalextric with fuck all track and a couple of shit cars Our nanna won the bingo on Xmas eve and on Xmas day gave us loads of her winnings as a present Worried that we upgrade our Scalextric to make it better than theirs, the 6 rich kids in the street close down the Scalextric shop, force Nanna to take her money off us and get local bizzies to make buying new Scalextric illegal And they’d managed to do all that before the Eastenders Xmas Day special was on telly

Someone needs to point Callum towards the Getting older 'issues' (old man problems!) thread in Chat He can socialise with a decrepit yet welcoming brethren

Crocs clogs have signed him as global brand ambassador

They’re massive cunts, that’s sizeable

Clearly breaking an NDA by revealing NUFC’s very detailed plans, hope you’ve got a decent lawyer

There’s no other stand they could realistically make any bigger given the East Stand is untouchable and Leazes and Milburn are already massive. Is it feasible to make the Leazes and Milburn so high that they leave the atmosphere ?

Christmas parties being suggested as the reason for the shite attendance and silence from the crowd Tewsda neyt marra, Nissan werkas gerra breyk frem meykin Jewks an gerrout ferra festive bewze

Dan Ashworth’s first novel, a lengthy work of fiction He spent longer typing that TL;DR epic than he did working for them

We’ll take money from punters for Xmas parties but you lazy cunts are getting nowt

Most people just chat absolute shite non-stop at high volume between the lines

You're situation mirrors ours so closely And it's showing PSR up for exactly what it is, a sham to keep a cartel in the strongest possible financial position and curtail the ambitions of any club who has the financial clout to challenge the cartel

And Man Utd still pay a big chunk of his wages, just to add to the lolz

Ange Postegonelou

Relegation 6 pointer

Chris Packets on the pitch already