bobbydazzla

Howay lads, that’s enough, your just tryna milka the choclit puns now

When I went to Brasil all I did was slurp cachaca, admire beautiful women and hoover bugle. Not sure how they can be arsed to go and play football when life is so sweet.

Also chuck out Spain cos they’ve only won it once. It’s a fucking snoozefest of a tournament.

If your class at school contained kids from every country in the entire world but only kids from 8 countries had been smart enough to eat the teachers apple in the last 96 years then even if the apple only gets eaten every 4 years it’s still shite for the rest of the kids in the world. Even more so if the kids in England have had to listen to the ear AIDS of Three Fucking Bastard Lions at least every four years over the last thirty fucking years.

Looks pure fucking boring to me like Uruguay Italy Italy Uruguay West Germany Brazil Brazil England Brazil West Germany Argentina Italy Argentina West Germany Brazil France Brazil Italy Spain Germany France Argentina

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Over the last 96 years the World Cup has been won by only 8 x different countries. You do the math.

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You've done the nasty with your missus and it's produced a kid who's a generational footballing talent, they can play all the important positions too: 6 / 10 / 9 / 8 / inverted wingback. Their xG numbers are to die for. Your kid is breaking so many statistical records that Roy Castle and Norris McSquirter have been on the phone about dishing out an award. You got to send them to a local academy. Which one you going with ? The School of Hard KNOX or The Academy of Light

Ian luvs touts 4 evah and evah. IDST.

No, no and thrice no. I'll link accounts with someone and buy a ticket on their behalf rather than let them give their hard earned cash to touting vermin. And am sure others on here who are adept at getting tickets would also be willing to help.

To give yourself a decent chance of 1 or 2 wins you’d have to apply in the ballot most home games, not just the games you can make it back for. For example, I think I’m up to 45 ballot entries and only 3 x successes. And one of them was FUCKING BRADFORD. You’d have a much better chance in the 10am general sale or the season ticket resale, quite a few of us on here have 100% success rate that way. For the ballot most people would just select the general area of the stadium and then you can select from all stands if you're successful.

You forgot to include that Staveley stays. I’m aghast that you forgot to put the essential Mandy lubrication back on the well oiled machine. Hang your head in shame dear boy.

For you maybe. But ultimately it depends on each persons viewpoint, I prefer he said what he said rather than claimed that any discussion about the manager was ridiculous. Because in my opinion it’s not ridiculous. So for you it’s the better option, for me it’s not. And that’s the entire point I was making. Whatever he says, significant numbers of people will think it’s good, bad or neutral depending on their viewpoint.

You reckon if they then give him the bullet in the summer a large portion of our fans wouldn’t be screaming from the rooftops that “the Board doesn’t know what it doing, 6 weeks ago they said any speculation about Eddie’s future was ridiculous and now they’ve gone and sacked him!” And the media narrative is “NUFC don’t know what they’re doing, fans enraged about unexpected Howe sacking after CEO said 6 weeks ago that speculation about Howe’s future was ridiculous” click here for exclusive story. Wishful thinking to suggest no one bats an eyelid about that chain of events.

There’s no answer Hoppy can give that keeps everyone happy. Certain groups of fans will not like what he said, certain groups of fans will be ambivalent to what he said, certain groups of fans will like what he said. The media will stoke whichever narrative they feel gets the most clicks. You don’t like what he said, I was fairly neutral about it, others have said they’re glad he’s not backing Howe unequivocally. Nowt much to disagree with there, it’s just the way the world works.

Because I’m demonstrating that it doesn’t matter what the CEO says, certain sections of fans will shit their pants and claim that it’s not the answer they wanted to hear so the CEO fucked up. And the media will stoke the pant shitting because it gets them clicks. That’s the whole point of the roleplay. There is no right answer.

A’s only the best option if you’re Howe-in If you’re Howe-out it’s pant shitting time And if you’re a journo the article that gets the most clicks is “Eddie given full backing after mixed season, have NUFC and PIF lost their ambition ?” and the pant shitting commences about whether PIF have lost interest in NUFC

That’s option D. The “no comment” answer

Little bit or roleplay for the lads n lasses. You’re the CEO, you're doing an interview about end of year results. When asked by a journo about Eddie’s future, which answer do you go with ? A) This season has been mixed but Eddie's our man, no risk to his job: People shit their pants, Eddie's had the dreaded pre-sacking backing. B) This season has been mixed, we’ll save any discussion about Eddie’s job until it’s over: People shit their pants, Eddie’s getting sacked. C) This season has been mixed, the buck stops with the manager and we feel he could have done better: People shit their pants, Eddie’s getting sacked. D) This season has been mixed, but I’m not commenting on Eddie’s future: People shit their pants, Eddie’s getting sacked.

Free pre-match pints of Madri for anyone who wears a bright pink jacket ?

He’s 16 but he can’t come and play here till he’s 18. Did I read that right ?

On the flip side, we're also exposed to comebacks because we're weak as piss mentally and are prone to defend like clowns in a big top. If we're needing 2 goals just to be in with a chance of getting some points then that suggests there's a fundamental problem with our approach to defending. Of course, being more clinical up front would be great, I don't think anyone is saying we've been ruthless at putting the ball in the net. But for me, our defensive frailty and conceding soft goals at key moments has been far more painful to experience than our missed chances.