bobbydazzla

You can actually do more tactical analysis when standing up because you’re at a higher vantage point and will get a better view of the tactics to analyse It also means someone can kick you in the goolies if they hear you mention xG

Obviously what happens on the pitch influences everything, but the basic recipe for a loud involved crowd is: A)Standing up B)Like minded people together C)Groups of friends together D)The familiarity that builds when like minded people and groups of friends go in the same section every week It's not rocket science

Absolutely no shame in saying you're group 2 Anyone on a membership ticket rocking up to an unfamiliar seat / section, probably on their own and trying to start chants has got to have a massive pair of cajones and zero social anxieties

The world was a much more interesting place before football stat nonces bored their way into existence

7pm Sunday kick off but back home in time to jizz in a Kleenex whilst lusting over Fiona Bruce’s ornaments Every cloud

I heard most of these Southampton players have had covid vaccines Makes you think

Are Carragher and Neville the only two highly partisan ex-players who Sky allow to commentate on their own teams? Its a fucking awful state of affairs and one of the reasons I watch all matches with sound off

Be chefs kiss if Spurs have blown their beans in the first 50 seconds and then Southampton go on to win 8-1

They need those absolutely fucking massive flishy flashy LED’s to distract from the dirge on the pitch

That Man Utd manager looks sick of his life

Where I often go in Gallowgate East Corner there’s a group of lads, late teens and early 20’s I’d guess, who stand in a group together and all know each other They all sing and can be a bit daft, but come across like nice kids who are just passionate about supporting Newcastle and having a laugh with their pals at the match Feels like they’re a relic from a bygone era

You’ve got some set of pipes on you pal ! I was stood right beside you, usually I’m in that general area but a couple of rows lower down

Because the alternative is being dragged round the shops by their lass, culminating in being forced to sit outside the changing rooms at Marksies for 90 mins whilst she tries on a billion outfits ? So sitting grumbling at the match is marginally preferential

That’s the gadgie

Nah, must be a different bloke Was in the middle block right up near the back row

TL;DR = Cartel are cunts

Think a few in the Gallowgate might have joined in with Blaydon Races during 2nd half, but it was sung at makina MC speed and only lasted a nanosecond

From where I was stood in GEC it looked like Bruno wasn’t sure whether to pass it to Burn or Trippier and then the three of them quickly decided on Burn

We were probably near each other, bloke stood next to me had a voice like a foghorn and never stopped singing / starting chants The Strawberry Corner renditions of Gallowgate Giz A Song were met with deafening silence from the Gallowgate Was thinking y’day how much better it is in grounds when the most vocal home fans are near the away fans, as both sides can trade insults, chants & songs From most of our noisy section you can’t even see or hear the away fans, they might as well not be in the ground

Impossible, 100% Massive Lads Fans territory that marra

We’re not using wheelie bins for ice baths