bobbydazzla

Was told recently by a pal at the club that NUFC staff now have to apply for their tickets via a ballot this season The ticketing team have clearly got a massive stonk-on for ballots

Rio Ferdinand was banned for 8 months for avoiding testing positive for cocaine use

Wonder where the club stands legally if person who bought ticket and has been sent this letter, then claims as their alibi that they couldn’t make it to the game Can’t think of any other sports / entertainment events where someone can be punished for buying a ticket then not turning up

I’ve left early in the bad old days, when we regularly got spanked, the players were halfarsed and going to the match was a chore. Peeve was needed to numb the pain But these days we’ve got a top side, usually win at home and being at the match is a joy So frustrating to see thousands piling for the exits at 4-0 up on 85 mins ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Compared to the East Stand & Gallowgate about 30 mins before kick off when thousands of frustrated people are crushed together taking ages to get through turnstiles

The bar at 35 mins crew seem to treat the match as something that gets in the way of their day on the peeve And what have thousands of people got on at 5pm on a Sat that’s so urgent they have to stream out at 85 mins when we’re 4-0 up Tickets are like gold dust and people can’t even be arsed to watch the full game Was a noticeable amount of empty seats in Milburn L7 too Strawberry Corner was very vocal, as ever. Get standing sections in all 4 corners and we’d be onto something

It’s potentially dangerous, either through the crush it creates or people losing their rag and kicking off Its also stifling the atmosphere in the ground before the game, most people are waiting a minimum of 10-15 mins to get in so pre-match enthusiasm is tempered by everyone having to stand around in a crush moaning about how shit the entry system is The massive queues are the same all the way down the East Stand and round the Gallowgate Corner and it’s not improved since the start of season

He embodies the Howe era at NUFC First player to take a gamble and come here whilst we were still in the shite First player on the team sheet He’s the perfect mix of talent, graft, class, guile, ambition, confidence, maturity and leadership Absolutely love him

Perfect time to slide into Juliette’s DM’s on Instagram and see if she fancies meeting up in a local Spoons for a drink

I was back in East Stand side of Gallowgate lower for Burnley and they’ve all had letters telling them to sit down or get banned I got a ticket there every game last season and it was bouncing, but flat as fuck for Burnley

He was unwilling to disclose the whereabouts of his right foot

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Cos the other guy was the grass and probably cut a plea deal in return for snitching on his pals ?

Is it feasible Saudia have agreed to put wings and a propellor on Leazers Terrace then fly it so high it leaves the atmosphere?

If he's got a year of twiddling his thumbs the club could put him to good use off the pitch and get him to move Leazes Terrace onto the tennis courts, brick by brick

How was the Carling ?

On the Arena site. If we build it,they will come

Although for Dortmund game we only got to choose from 2 x undefined categories at same ticket price, so that was a nice touch

I was a leetle bit drunk

Everyone pronounces it Gallagit but only a pure doylem would spell it like that

This dogshit ballot & resale system was introduced with a claim it would make it “fairer” for more NUFC fans to get match tickets Bu it’s actually made it easier for touts to get tickets and sell them to whoever is willing to pay their daft prices And 555 Dortmund tickets are advertised via touts right now, which indicates that the system is fucking shite

I hadn't realised they were in whole blocks at Old Trafford

555 x Dortmund fans could go onto Livefootballtickets right now and buy touted seats in home areas for their trip over here

The fact that billionaire Denise Coates pays herself between £200-420m per year says all you need to know about who the real winners are from gambling